oh mj, i disagree. you don't look a day over 79 and a half. nice stogie, by the way. did you get it from our beloved poofters or our dearly sanity-impaired oirishman?
damn. thats class. having a cigar and sitting on you hine as you work your corner shows a level of confidence in one sex appeal that boggles the mind. thats up by the steam clock, isn't it??
mj is the best at what she does in canada. she was taught to be the best by the best in the South. and that would be our resident crackhead/no-underwear wearing Awaiting. who, in turn, was taught to be the best in the South by the best in the UK, SID's bird, who was taught to be the best in the UK, by the best in the Universe, our resident cunt, King Piggy Poofter, The 3rd.
Midget Arse: Ta. Good genes and plenty of moisturizer. Try Tazzy's special rice pudding formula. It works miracles.
Pru: Oh I intend to work it allright.
Maddie: Make Piggy hot? *vomits*
FIN: Obviously you see through to my true character.
Piggy and FN: The Steam Clock is getting an overhaul as earlier this summer the whistle got stuck and blew for more than an hour causing little children to cry. It won't be fixed 'til September, causing disappointment to throngs of tourists.
Pink: Awaiting is the Queen.
Hardhouse: I'm waiting for ya, baby.
Beast: Yeah, that's Piggy's toupee. Piggy looks a lot like me first thing in the morning before he applies his wig and makeup.
Kaz: Hello daughter!
Betty: George Burns should be so lucky to look this good.
WW: I've been reluctant as I didn't want to blind you with all that radiant beauty. Nor did I want any of the lovely ladies here to be jealous. You know how bad girls get.
Hi mj, I had no idea you were such a hot babe. Now I am getting horny.
ReplyDeleteoh mj, i disagree. you don't look a day over 79 and a half. nice stogie, by the way. did you get it from our beloved poofters or our dearly sanity-impaired oirishman?
ReplyDeleteTake a number, Tom. Get in line with the rest of 'em. And put that thing back in your pants.
ReplyDeletePink: Thank you for the compliment. I got the stogie from Awaiting.
God, what with your pin up and bloody Pinkie's arse I'm exploding.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you what mj, I didn't imagine you like that at all. That is one cool waistcoat.
ReplyDeletetom, if my booty is offensive, i can change it.
ReplyDelete*looks for picture of booty in polka-dotted thong*
Tom: I see your Viagra cocktail's taken effect, eh?
ReplyDeleteYou like the waistcoat? I try to make myself presentable. Old age is no excuse for letting yourself go.
Fucking hell mj, the last thing I need is viagra.
ReplyDeleteAnd your booty does not offend me pinky - I love it.
*thinks its closer to reality than everyone imagines*
ReplyDelete*vomits*
*thinks piggy doth protest too much*
ReplyDeletewow Mj your looking good girl !!!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you covering up such a hot little body? Get yourself a Mariah Carey minidress and work it Girl!
ReplyDeleteI like your phallicish (is that a word) cigar you got going. YOu are trying to make Piggy hot huh?
ReplyDeleteaint fukkin' that mother!
ReplyDeletedamn. thats class. having a cigar and sitting on you hine as you work your corner shows a level of confidence in one sex appeal that boggles the mind.
thats up by the steam clock, isn't it??
mj is the best at what she does in canada. she was taught to be the best by the best in the South. and that would be our resident crackhead/no-underwear wearing Awaiting. who, in turn, was taught to be the best in the South by the best in the UK, SID's bird, who was taught to be the best in the UK, by the best in the Universe, our resident cunt, King Piggy Poofter, The 3rd.
ReplyDeletep.S. i don't know if she does crack, i just know that crack kills and she most definately has a crack problem.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry who mentioned MJ's crack.???
ReplyDeleteAre those Frobishers favourite pink trousers your wearing and Piggy's toupee ???
Who mentioned the steam clock?
ReplyDeleteI remember standing next to that fucking clock in Gastown a couple of years ago when it decided to fart it pong out.
Jeez, it stunk.
A bit like MJ's axe-wound, come to think of it.
Hello mum!
ReplyDeleteWanker sign - see below!
ReplyDeleteMJ, are you related to George Burns? The looks, the genetic disposition towards living to a hundred, the cigars ...
ReplyDeleteNice cigar.
ReplyDeleteDo you moisten them yourself?
Midget Arse: Ta. Good genes and plenty of moisturizer. Try Tazzy's special rice pudding formula. It works miracles.
ReplyDeletePru: Oh I intend to work it allright.
Maddie: Make Piggy hot?
*vomits*
FIN: Obviously you see through to my true character.
Piggy and FN: The Steam Clock is getting an overhaul as earlier this summer the whistle got stuck and blew for more than an hour causing little children to cry. It won't be fixed 'til September, causing disappointment to throngs of tourists.
Pink: Awaiting is the Queen.
Hardhouse: I'm waiting for ya, baby.
Beast: Yeah, that's Piggy's toupee. Piggy looks a lot like me first thing in the morning before he applies his wig and makeup.
Kaz: Hello daughter!
Betty: George Burns should be so lucky to look this good.
SID: You should know.
ReplyDelete*leaves it at that*
MJ, you're such a tease.
ReplyDeleteI especially like how you recycle an old can of Crystal Beer into an attractive and practical cigar holder. Must be the Cuban ancestry in you.
Pamer: Yeah, I've always been resourceful. Got a light?
ReplyDelete*Applies flame thrower to MJ*
ReplyDeletePiggy: *farts into flame thrower thus igniting Piggy's toupee*
ReplyDeleteAll those colors you are wearing...You are quite the trendsetter aren't you.
ReplyDelete*cough*not
That cigar is about the thickness of tazzy's schlong, except not as long.
*On a side note, why does this lady remind me of my granny?*
Awaiting: Tazzy's schlong is much thicker. And longer. It's a monster, really.
ReplyDeleteGod, MJ, you're gorgeous! And that hat thingie on your head would put the Queen to shame.
ReplyDeleteWith such radiant beauty, why have you been so reluctant to show Blogdom who you really are?
WW: I've been reluctant as I didn't want to blind you with all that radiant beauty. Nor did I want any of the lovely ladies here to be jealous. You know how bad girls get.
ReplyDeleteI know she's a beaut. I don't need a picture.
ReplyDeleteBetty Crocker is what she looks like. And I am sticking by that.
Well thanks so much for your restraint.
ReplyDeleteBut we're all blinded now anyway by your pure sexiness and colour co-ordination.
Now you've left nothing but a trail of broken hearts and crazy-ass jealous females.
Geo: Geo's back! And still smokin'!
ReplyDeleteGeo: I like those "South of the Border" pics. Where are my Men of Charleston pics?
ReplyDelete*stomps table with fist*
Grouch Marx once said that
ReplyDelete"you are only as old as the woman you feel"
.....but jeepers!
It does look like George Burns in Drag.
Hi I just clicked on the link at Piggy and Tazzy's Fuck Finder site.
ReplyDeleteAm I in the right place for the cock sucking?
Yes, where is the cock sucker?
ReplyDeleteHomo: And how old is the woman you're feeling?
ReplyDeleteSID: Filthy Oirish pervert.