Saturday, August 12, 2006

At Last… a Pic



For all of you who have been requesting a photo of me, here it is.

I’m 97 but as you can see, I don’t look a day over 80.

Remember girls … moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
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40 comments:

  1. tom9097:50 AM, August 12, 2006

    Hi mj, I had no idea you were such a hot babe. Now I am getting horny.

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  2. Anonymous7:50 AM, August 12, 2006

    oh mj, i disagree. you don't look a day over 79 and a half. nice stogie, by the way. did you get it from our beloved poofters or our dearly sanity-impaired oirishman?

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  3. The Mistress7:53 AM, August 12, 2006

    Take a number, Tom. Get in line with the rest of 'em. And put that thing back in your pants.

    Pink: Thank you for the compliment. I got the stogie from Awaiting.

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  4. tom9097:59 AM, August 12, 2006

    God, what with your pin up and bloody Pinkie's arse I'm exploding.

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  5. tom9098:01 AM, August 12, 2006

    I'll tell you what mj, I didn't imagine you like that at all. That is one cool waistcoat.

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  6. Anonymous8:05 AM, August 12, 2006

    tom, if my booty is offensive, i can change it.

    *looks for picture of booty in polka-dotted thong*

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  7. The Mistress8:05 AM, August 12, 2006

    Tom: I see your Viagra cocktail's taken effect, eh?

    You like the waistcoat? I try to make myself presentable. Old age is no excuse for letting yourself go.

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  8. tom9098:21 AM, August 12, 2006

    Fucking hell mj, the last thing I need is viagra.
    And your booty does not offend me pinky - I love it.

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  9. Anonymous9:26 AM, August 12, 2006

    *thinks its closer to reality than everyone imagines*

    *vomits*

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  10. Anonymous9:57 AM, August 12, 2006

    *thinks piggy doth protest too much*

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  11. Tazzy10:10 AM, August 12, 2006

    wow Mj your looking good girl !!!

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  12. Prunella Jones10:22 AM, August 12, 2006

    Why are you covering up such a hot little body? Get yourself a Mariah Carey minidress and work it Girl!

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  13. Maddie11:10 AM, August 12, 2006

    I like your phallicish (is that a word) cigar you got going. YOu are trying to make Piggy hot huh?

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  14. FirstNations11:46 AM, August 12, 2006

    aint fukkin' that mother!

    damn. thats class. having a cigar and sitting on you hine as you work your corner shows a level of confidence in one sex appeal that boggles the mind.
    thats up by the steam clock, isn't it??

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  15. Anonymous12:26 PM, August 12, 2006

    mj is the best at what she does in canada. she was taught to be the best by the best in the South. and that would be our resident crackhead/no-underwear wearing Awaiting. who, in turn, was taught to be the best in the South by the best in the UK, SID's bird, who was taught to be the best in the UK, by the best in the Universe, our resident cunt, King Piggy Poofter, The 3rd.

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  16. Anonymous12:27 PM, August 12, 2006

    p.S. i don't know if she does crack, i just know that crack kills and she most definately has a crack problem.

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  17. BEAST1:06 PM, August 12, 2006

    I am sorry who mentioned MJ's crack.???
    Are those Frobishers favourite pink trousers your wearing and Piggy's toupee ???

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  18. Anonymous1:36 PM, August 12, 2006

    Who mentioned the steam clock?

    I remember standing next to that fucking clock in Gastown a couple of years ago when it decided to fart it pong out.

    Jeez, it stunk.

    A bit like MJ's axe-wound, come to think of it.

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  19. KAZ1:49 PM, August 12, 2006

    Hello mum!

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  20. KAZ1:52 PM, August 12, 2006

    Wanker sign - see below!

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  21. Betty3:20 PM, August 12, 2006

    MJ, are you related to George Burns? The looks, the genetic disposition towards living to a hundred, the cigars ...

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  22. S.I.D.3:27 PM, August 12, 2006

    Nice cigar.

    Do you moisten them yourself?

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  23. The Mistress3:32 PM, August 12, 2006

    Midget Arse: Ta. Good genes and plenty of moisturizer. Try Tazzy's special rice pudding formula. It works miracles.

    Pru: Oh I intend to work it allright.

    Maddie: Make Piggy hot?
    *vomits*

    FIN: Obviously you see through to my true character.

    Piggy and FN: The Steam Clock is getting an overhaul as earlier this summer the whistle got stuck and blew for more than an hour causing little children to cry. It won't be fixed 'til September, causing disappointment to throngs of tourists.

    Pink: Awaiting is the Queen.

    Hardhouse: I'm waiting for ya, baby.

    Beast: Yeah, that's Piggy's toupee. Piggy looks a lot like me first thing in the morning before he applies his wig and makeup.

    Kaz: Hello daughter!

    Betty: George Burns should be so lucky to look this good.

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  24. The Mistress3:33 PM, August 12, 2006

    SID: You should know.
    *leaves it at that*

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  25. Pamer4:20 PM, August 12, 2006

    MJ, you're such a tease.

    I especially like how you recycle an old can of Crystal Beer into an attractive and practical cigar holder. Must be the Cuban ancestry in you.

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  26. The Mistress4:41 PM, August 12, 2006

    Pamer: Yeah, I've always been resourceful. Got a light?

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  27. Anonymous5:47 PM, August 12, 2006

    *Applies flame thrower to MJ*

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  28. The Mistress6:47 PM, August 12, 2006

    Piggy: *farts into flame thrower thus igniting Piggy's toupee*

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  29. Divian8:02 PM, August 12, 2006

    All those colors you are wearing...You are quite the trendsetter aren't you.

    *cough*not

    That cigar is about the thickness of tazzy's schlong, except not as long.

    *On a side note, why does this lady remind me of my granny?*

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  30. The Mistress10:49 PM, August 12, 2006

    Awaiting: Tazzy's schlong is much thicker. And longer. It's a monster, really.

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  31. WithinWithout10:56 PM, August 12, 2006

    God, MJ, you're gorgeous! And that hat thingie on your head would put the Queen to shame.

    With such radiant beauty, why have you been so reluctant to show Blogdom who you really are?

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  32. The Mistress12:02 AM, August 13, 2006

    WW: I've been reluctant as I didn't want to blind you with all that radiant beauty. Nor did I want any of the lovely ladies here to be jealous. You know how bad girls get.

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  33. Divian12:39 AM, August 13, 2006

    I know she's a beaut. I don't need a picture.

    Betty Crocker is what she looks like. And I am sticking by that.

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  34. WithinWithout1:39 PM, August 13, 2006

    Well thanks so much for your restraint.

    But we're all blinded now anyway by your pure sexiness and colour co-ordination.

    Now you've left nothing but a trail of broken hearts and crazy-ass jealous females.

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  35. The Mistress9:52 PM, August 13, 2006

    Geo: Geo's back! And still smokin'!

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  36. The Mistress10:33 PM, August 13, 2006

    Geo: I like those "South of the Border" pics. Where are my Men of Charleston pics?
    *stomps table with fist*

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  37. Romeo Morningwood12:16 PM, August 14, 2006

    Grouch Marx once said that

    "you are only as old as the woman you feel"

    .....but jeepers!
    It does look like George Burns in Drag.

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  38. S.I.D.1:01 PM, August 14, 2006

    Hi I just clicked on the link at Piggy and Tazzy's Fuck Finder site.

    Am I in the right place for the cock sucking?

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  39. Anonymous1:02 PM, August 14, 2006

    Yes, where is the cock sucker?

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  40. The Mistress3:35 PM, August 14, 2006

    Homo: And how old is the woman you're feeling?

    SID: Filthy Oirish pervert.

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