Keith Richards sheepishly admitted that the ‘coconut tree’ he fell out of was actually “Just a little tree. You wouldn’t believe it if you saw it.”
Keef went on to say, “It certainly was not a coconut tree.” He gestured that the plant was barely knee high. "I've recovered ... I can't wait to get back on the stage.”
I´d love to see Keith and Zidane in a head to head. Zidane would have the advantage of technique but Keith would feel no pain - so wouldn´t know when he was beaten.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the video below.
I love it!
Kaz: Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteUmmm what was he doing in the tree in the first place?
ReplyDeletePrunella: That's still unconfirmed. Had it really been a coconut tree I would have said he was looking for his nuts.
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp's model for captain Jack Sparrow will be here long after the rest of civilisation.
ReplyDeleteKeef is living proof of Life after Death.
Please tell me he is wearing a mask.
ReplyDeleteDude...lay off the booze.
HE: Zombies walk amongst us.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting: It's a death mask. Keef gave up the booze and fags for a few days following his tumble but his friends smuggled mini vodka bottles into his hospital room.
i say he was up there with the other buzzards waiting for something washed up on the beach to stop breathing.
ReplyDeleteoh, GEEZE, keith. you are SO OLD.
then again, my fil is seventy eight and in a wheelchair, on oxygen. keith richards is 125 and up a goddamn tree.
First Nations: He'll outlive us all. I'm sure he's already dead and his innards are so pickled that it keeps him functioning. Long live Keef.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it Keif looks like he's about to pull that hideous mask off, a la Westworld? Poor git.
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