Prince Charles, patron of the Welsh Black Cattle Society, not available for comment
The Welsh Black Cattle Society found itself at the centre of controversy after reports of a striptease in a cattle shed. A woman got on a table and stripped naked in front of 150 people.
Witnesses said the woman was hosed down during the performance with water normally used to wash and feed the cattle.
One witness, who did not want to be named, said security guards rushed to the scene late on Tuesday, but had difficulty grabbing the woman because the water had made her skin slippery.
Another said the woman's thong, discarded during the act, was returned to her on the end of a pitchfork used to muck out the cattle lines.
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteShite weekend posting has begun, I see.
Piggy: I had to post something, anything, to cover up that posting about Taz Radio seeing as you took it offline temporarily only a few hours after I posted about it. And someone reading my blog commented that he couldn't access Taz Radio when he tried. Nice one, ya dirty plonkers.
ReplyDeleteAnd furthermore, I've just checked your blog only to see that you've taken the Irish accent spray and posted it (which I was planning to do) so now I have to come up with a new idea for while you and Tazzy are in Belfast. Wankers. It hurts to think this early in the morning.
And - we can only have missed it by a couple of hours! chiz!
ReplyDeleteLippy: No one so far has pics of this incident. Too bad you missed it. You could have sold the pics to The Sun!
ReplyDeleteSounds very degrading. I betcha she was proud of it all.
ReplyDelete...and then the little baby Jesus was born.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting: She won't be so proud if a video of the event starts making the rounds.
ReplyDeleteGeoff: Or was it the babe they call Brian?
LOL Fabulous pic of Philip mounted upon his mare. He obviously never looked at this 'gift' horse in the mouth?
ReplyDeleteHow do I miss out on all of these great partys!
MJ I need to be notified BEFORE the tomfoolery happens!
Ah, we have a whole series of Irish related posts this week, so the chances are we'll beat you to each one!
ReplyDeleteSlow cunt.
That post was very funny...especially how they returned the thong back to the woman!
ReplyDeleteI almost spit my coke when I saw the picture. What a funny post this is.
ReplyDeleteHE: How can you say you miss out on all of these great parties? I've seen the naked party pics of you over at WW's. I don't think you miss a thing!
ReplyDeleteP&T: Damn this 8 hour time difference! Filthy beggars.
Chelly: The thong on a pitchfork is my favourite bit.
Charles: Glad you liked it, Blondie.
Um, that sounds like a recipe for a bacterial nightmare, snatchwise. Cow-mucky thong? No thanks.
ReplyDeleteOMG..that is hysterical
ReplyDeleteYou don't miss much, do you MJ? I guess that's why you're the Infomaniac...
ReplyDeleteApparently, others visiting your blog haven't seen your own response to HE about partying...
Oooohhhh, is he going to kill me...but do Piggy and Tazzy like him is my question...
WW: I thought my comment would have given it away for sure. Good thing no one pays attention.
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