Kate says she developed the unusual skill while breastfeeding daughter Lily, her child from her relationship with actor Michael Sheen.
She told talk show host Jay Leno: "I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share - I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents."
What an impressive party trick!
Now imagine if men could squirt milk from their breasts. It would become a competitive sport!
But wait! Men CAN lactate!
So guys, give your breastfeeding wife a break. You have nipples. Use them! And imagine how much fun you’ll be at parties.
Another useless talent Kate has is, of course, her acting, as anybody who has had the pleasure of watching Underworld will tell you.
ReplyDeleteWyndham: Perhaps you would prefer to see Catherine Keener perform this stunt?
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think that Catherine has more savoir faire.
ReplyDeleteWhy waste the milk by squirting it across the room? I'd aim it at my coffee. I do hate those artificial creamers.
ReplyDeletePrunella. A practical idea! Just say no to pseudocream products.
ReplyDeleteAnd it comes with pink straps too! Yayyyy!
ReplyDeleteI wondered how you were going to tie it all together...good job.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Alfred Kuchinski (Lithuanian NOT Polish) and I an a single man who would love to taste breast milk. Call me curious!
ReplyDeleteSome years ago a friend of mine's wife was breastfeeding and I so much wanted to ask her for a sample. Picture this scernario: "Debbie, may I suck on your breasts? I've forgotten what it tastes like."
The weird part is I know that Debbie would have lifted her shirt and told me to "enjoy myseld!"
As a teacher of religion I did not think that this would be a good image if it ever got out.
Alfred Kuchinski
Alfred: Good luck with that. Maybe your friend's wife will get pregnant again and you can have a go.
ReplyDeleteOh for fucks sake, how revolting!
ReplyDeleteAlfred teaches religion?
Oh dear.
The man breastfeeding is disgusting. I am sorry if I sound like a chauvinistic fool-but that is truly gross.
ReplyDeleteHe's not really nursing that baby doll- that's just some kooky asian-guy milky fetish - they get up to some weirdness.
ReplyDeletePhlegmfatale: You're right about that photo but be sure to click on the "men CAN lactate" link above it for the real thing, if you haven't already seen it.
ReplyDeletei was rather put off attempting an across-the-room squirt by an over-zealous hospital breastfeeding promotion midwife who felt it necessary to grab my bosoms at every opportunity and without asking "to help me express myself"
ReplyDelete(this is prolly more information than you need or want to hear - heh)
Hi Urban Chick! You should have aimed for her face next time she walked into the room.
ReplyDeleteKate is my fave vampire!
ReplyDeleteI'd watch her squirt anything, anywhere,anytime.
What about her Manhands? She said in an interview that her hands were as big as Ben Afflecks? What's the deal with that?
Homo: Here's what Kate Beckinsale has to say about her man hands:
ReplyDelete"I've got enormous hands. I think some women have a hard time with that because their hands are so small and you really need to have big boys' hands to hold a gun. Maybe I'm a mutant like Selene."
"I’m very much a transsexual in that way (laughing). I have the same size hands as Ben Affleck, which is spooky because he’s much bigger than me."