MAGO: Possibly it’s Doc Hershkovitz, and this time, he’s taking precautions!
BITCHES: For anyone who missed this reference from my comment in the previous post, Doc Hershkovitz was a physician who self-treated his own frostbitten testicles.
Sticky back plastic! And that annual Christmas decoration thing that was made out of two coat hangers, four candles, and a lot of fire resistant tinsel. I was never allowed to make one. Sx
What a load of bunk, at the end of the story, they reveal it's almost all FORESKIN. Trying to give him a handjob would be like groping around in one of Norma's old pantyhoses.
I see you have been in my personal photos again. People laugh, but it's good to keep the head warm.
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MISTRESS MADDIE: Scientists beg to differ.
DeleteIs this Doc Hershkovitz ?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Possibly it’s Doc Hershkovitz, and this time, he’s taking precautions!
DeleteBITCHES: For anyone who missed this reference from my comment in the previous post, Doc Hershkovitz was a physician who self-treated his own frostbitten testicles.
He can use my flue anytime.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Obviously, I needn’t remind you of the importance of keeping your flue open.
DeleteAwww... a finger puppet!
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MISS SCARLET: Why am I thinking of “Blue Peter?”
DeleteSticky back plastic! And that annual Christmas decoration thing that was made out of two coat hangers, four candles, and a lot of fire resistant tinsel. I was never allowed to make one.
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Let’s all head to the crafts room with our wire coat hangers.
DeleteI am there... and have just posted my efforts on my blog...
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Blimey, I was a bit frisky back in January 2011.
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I’ll pop round to yours soon, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteTwo trees. How posh.
ReplyDeleteTHIS JUST IN: The other Wenis Wednesday!
DeleteBITCHES: Click on the “Wenis Wednesday” link provided by LX in his comment, above.
DeleteIt’s the Infomaniac STORY OF THE YEAR!!!!!
What a load of bunk, at the end of the story, they reveal it's almost all FORESKIN. Trying to give him a handjob would be like groping around in one of Norma's old pantyhoses.
Deletethe gift that keeps on giving? xoxo
DeletePEENEE: Trying to give him a handjob would be like groping around in one of Norma's old pantyhoses. Ha!!!!!
DeleteDid you watch the video clip? He seems to like posing with that thing, including trying to accommodate his giant appendage as he sits on the toilet.
He says he would like to be in Guinness World Records but they don’t recognize this. To which The Mistress says, “Wake up, Guinness!”
SAVANNAH: But apparently, nobody wants it!
Just because Norma has to pour her clit into her panties doesn't mean y'all can get so rude about it.
ReplyDeletePut on your big girl panties and suck it up, Norma.
DeleteOh wait... you're already wearing them!
I wasn't being rude about your bits; I was being rude about your undergarments. As under as they ever are, anyway.
DeleteLook, Peenee… A photo of Norma’s knickers!
DeleteWhat I meant to say was, Peenee, you hold the front of my bloomers & Mistress, you hold the back. Thank you, now I can pour it in.
DeleteAn interpretation of the Holidays classic, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
ReplyDeleteThank goodness he didn't go with "The Christmas Song", I'd hate to see him try to roast his chestnuts over an open fire.