EROS: Dr. Melvin Hershkowitz suffered a case of frostbitten testicles when he was out for a jog.
He figured the frostbite had lasted for only 5 minutes, so he decided to treat it himself. "In a straddled standing position, the patient created a cradle for rapid re-warming by covering the penile tip with one cupped palm. Response was rapid and complete. Symptoms subsided 15 minutes after onset of treatment, and the physical findings returned to normal."
However, 10 minutes into his self-administered treatment, his wife returned home to see him standing legs apart in the bedroom, "nude below the waist, holding the tip of his penis in his right hand turning the pages of the New England Journal of Medicine with his left."
But he re-assured his wife that he was reading the NEJM only for the articles.
I had remembered having had my self portrait done? But there it is.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, do you know why santa carries such a big sack???
Because he only find once a year.
Because he only cums once a year.
DeleteDamn word check.
MISTRESS MADDIE: Cum again?
DeleteOh, St. Nick nowadays carries a silken sack, no more burlap.
ReplyDeleteUnrelated, but surely interesting for you : There is a poutine problem ?
MAGO: Wow. There’s such a thing as a “poutinologist.”
DeleteYesterday, I saw poutine in the grocery store … in a CAN. Ugh.
Cool - so it can be exported, and be brought to Europe ; but I doubt that there'll be the adequate “squeak, squeak”.
DeleteMAGO: Don’t go near poutine if it’s in a can.
DeleteAnother glowing bauble for the Christmas tree - mine is 6ft, I hope I can get it up there.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Your tree is 6 feet or your BALL?
DeleteYou may want to rerun this the 24th.
ReplyDeleteScrotal Sunday, Xmas eve.
NORMA: “Scrotal Sunday” has a nice ring to it.
DeleteIt may become a thing, as they say.
Well, OK, then! xoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: I’m glad we agree.
DeleteHere's hoping that Rudolph doesn't mistake it for a reindeer treat!
ReplyDeleteLX: I don’t think this is what Betty Crocker had in mind with her “Christmas Ball Cookies” recipe.
DeleteWell, there's always the perennial Infomaniac holiday favorite: Schweddy Balls!
DeleteLX: It says the video is not available in my country but I've seen it before and agree...
DeleteSchweddy Balls are an Infomaniac holiday fave.
Santa's sack looks a bit empty to me.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Blow to inflate.
DeleteIt's all a load of balls, sweetie! Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Indeed it is!
DeleteI hope he remembers to wrap his sack in something warm--exposure to northern winters may cause frostbite!
ReplyDeleteEROS: Dr. Melvin Hershkowitz suffered a case of frostbitten testicles when he was out for a jog.
DeleteHe figured the frostbite had lasted for only 5 minutes, so he decided to treat it himself. "In a straddled standing position, the patient created a cradle for rapid re-warming by covering the penile tip with one cupped palm. Response was rapid and complete. Symptoms subsided 15 minutes after onset of treatment, and the physical findings returned to normal."
However, 10 minutes into his self-administered treatment, his wife returned home to see him standing legs apart in the bedroom, "nude below the waist, holding the tip of his penis in his right hand turning the pages of the New England Journal of Medicine with his left."
But he re-assured his wife that he was reading the NEJM only for the articles.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Maybe next time he'll remember his snow pants when he goes running!
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