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The 2017 Winter Solstice is predicted by astrologers to be the worst day of the entire year due to a rare cosmic incident that hasn't occurred in over 350 years.
For the first time since 1664, the sun moves into Capricorn, hours after Saturn makes the same exact shift. This causes the sun and Saturn to line up. (The Mistress has no idea what all this means.)
No matter what your astrological sign is, this shift could leave you feeling sadder than usual today.
Astrologers warn us not to make big decisions or begin important enterprises today, as it might badly backfire in 2018.
Keep your peckers up, Bitches!
It could be worse. The sun could be up Uranus!
ReplyDeleteHere, here!
DeleteEROS & NORMA: So the sun would be shining out of your ass!
DeleteI wish! That way, everytime I'd walk in the rain, I'd leave a trail of rainbows behind me!
DeleteEROS: You do leave a trail of rainbows behind you!
Delete♫Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows♫
But this time it surely must be Hershkovitz !
ReplyDelete"Sadder than usual" ? All I know is that my headaches returned. I will roll meself up in a ball and stay under my blanket until it is safe to go out again.
MAGO: I’ve learned a lot about pillow fluffing from LX.
DeleteLet me be of assistance.
Happy Solstice!
ReplyDeleteWill The Mistress be celebrating any ancient Druidic Rites?
The Mistress???
DeleteIt's Norma you should focus upon. Her clap trap, with benefit of more dark than daylight, is likely to break the Internet (or at least squeeze it until it can't breathe).
LX: I’m going to turn it up to eleven!
DeleteTESTOSTERONE: Norma’s “clap trap”… teehee.
Pardon moi, but the only clap
Deletecomin' out of this trap is applause.
NORMA: Applause? Only because this sign requested it.
DeleteIf a television show can have an APPLAUSE sign for the audience, why can't my chip chop have one?
DeleteChip chop?
DeleteDid someone order Chinese?
Yes, chip chop. A wonderful euphemism taught to me back in high school by a delightful girl!
DeleteNORMA: It's probably the only thing of use you learned in high school.
DeleteWe're just full of tips today, aren't we?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Tips AND quips.
DeleteThere’s always more where that came from.
It's nice to see some youthful and sizable cocks and tips around here for a change. Some of us have ravenous appetites.
DeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: That’s nothing compared with Norma’s appetite.
DeleteDear, I thought I asked
Deleteyou to shred that photo.
NORMA: Since when have I actually listened to you?
DeleteNorma dear, hand Miranda Jacolla your ear trumpet would ya?
DeleteIs that Stonehenge?
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: Well, if you believe that Stonehenge is a fertility monument built to cast penis shadows, then yes, it is.
DeleteI say we keep an open mind.
What a load of old cock!
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Looks more like young cock to me but who can tell?
DeleteIn the words of a famous philospher: "Oh those mischievous planets."
ReplyDeleteDrat! I dropped an o.
DeletePhilosopher.
MR. DeVICE: Did it hurt?
DeleteThankfully 1664 was a good year for Kronenbourg, so we can at least drown our sorrows.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: So that’s why 1664 sounds familiar!
DeleteI bought a few tins for the houseboys yesterday.
I don't know where you keep finding these pictures of me but it's getting rather embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: It does look like you’re blushing, a little.
DeletePiff...that's just the gin dear.
DeleteSorry I'm late - I appear to have a mouthful of snow... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Snow cone!
DeleteThe sun is always in Capricorn where I live. I could use a little snow now and then...
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas!
DINAHMOW: We have at least 12 inches of the stuff and more on the way.
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