Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Public Service Announcement #21

Beat the heat, Bitches.

As you can see, Mistress MJ is doing her best to keep cool...


[photo by Jacques Biederer]

The heatwave continues and with the humidex factored in, today will feel like 44 degrees Celsius (that's over 111 degrees Fahrenheit to you American Bitches.)

We here at Infomaniac advise you to SLIP-SLOP-SLAP if you plan on spending any time out in the sun...


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And we cannot stress this enough. Keep hydrated...


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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20 comments:

  1. Mitzi 6:02 AM, July 17, 2013

    First!

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  2. Mitzi 6:03 AM, July 17, 2013

    One word DRIPPING and not in a good way!

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  3. Mitzi 6:04 AM, July 17, 2013

    Dripping like Stephen Hawking's mouth!

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  4. Ms Scarlet6:35 AM, July 17, 2013

    I am flushed and glowy... even after reading Mitzi's comment.
    Sx

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  5. LẌ6:50 AM, July 17, 2013

    Too late! The Mistress already has heat stroke! That's a heat lamp!

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    1. The Mistress7:12 AM, July 17, 2013

      GAH!!!!

      *faints*

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    2. Anonymous9:10 AM, July 17, 2013

      LX beat me to it; on the other hand, a fan would only lead to cystitis.

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    3. LẌ9:17 AM, July 17, 2013

      Perhaps that's the only way The Mistress gets moist these days?

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  6. The Cool Cookie10:10 AM, July 17, 2013

    Oy!, this heat has me schvitzin!

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  7. ayeM8y10:38 AM, July 17, 2013

    I feel for you Bitches. But not much. Here in the armpit of Florida it's usually 90 to 100 degrees this time of year with about 99.9% humidity. It's been in the 80's with mild humidity and after the everyday rainstorms the temp drops a bit more. It's not supposed to do that.

    Not complaining though.

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  8. normadesmond12:03 PM, July 17, 2013

    i'll take my beverage in a bottle,
    a sealed glass bottle. thank you.

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  9. Jon2:38 PM, July 17, 2013

    Here the ambient temperature is supposedly 30C (or 86F), but, being London - with all its traffic and buildings - it is definitely hotter than that. I love it! Jx

    PS I haven't felt the need to wee on myself yet. However some people on public transport smell like they have - maybe they just charged their phone?

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice3:19 PM, July 17, 2013

    Too hot to fini-

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  11. Jon DeepBlue4:59 PM, July 17, 2013

    As I type this at 16h56, lightening, thunder and rain over Montreal from the West. That means Mistress must be totally drenched right now.

    Lets hope this purges the air from excessive moisture.

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  12. Princess5:32 PM, July 17, 2013

    It remains cold and dark here... perhaps turning on a light and borrowing that heat lamp would help a little... The weather beureau has just issued storm warnings for flash flooding and up to 130km/hr winds...
    *starts battening down hatches*

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  13. mrpeenee8:23 PM, July 17, 2013

    In the meantime, San Francisco's high is supposed to hit 68 F (20 C.) That's just how we roll, bitches.

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  14. The Mistress9:27 AM, July 18, 2013

    Another hot one today, Bitches.

    Mistress MJ has recuperated from her heat lamp episode and is ready to post again.

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