Just because David Bowie pees into a toaster doesn't mean that you should too.
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Surely this is Photoshopped as we cannot believe that Bowie, who "in the mid-70s, when he was ravaged by cocaine, living off a diet of red peppers and milk and so paranoid that he apparently kept his own urine in a fridge lest persons unknown steal it" would pee in public.
Nonetheless, let this be a reminder to you that water and electricity do not mix.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
and here i thought he would've
ReplyDeleteneeded a bagel toaster, you know,
extra wide slot.
Like yours?
Deletehold the shmear.
DeleteGround control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong.
ReplyDeleteCan you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Ha! I bet this never happened to Chris Hadfield.
DeleteThe Golden Electric Eel.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Proving there’s something for everyone.
DeleteThere's at least one bitch who didn't listen to Mistress.
ReplyDeleteNever, EVER urinate on a 220 Watts 3 phase electric fence!
HUGGY JON: Yesterday, Mitzi put me off my breakfast.
DeleteYou've done the same today with my lunch.
Burnt weenie sandwich?
DeleteOvercooked rooster!
DeleteAnd I thought you liked them crispy! *sigh*
ReplyDeleteI think this is the mid eighties though. We all peed in toasters then, didn't wee?
ReplyDeleteSx
I once vomited in a cooking pot - does that count?
DeleteI was thinking that suit and the hair looked much more late Thin White Duke of the 80s than Ziggy Stardust. And I assume David Bowie has pissed in odder places.
Delete"Blue, blue, electric blue
ReplyDeleteThat's the colour of my..."
Jx
Maybe it's an actual photograph - I mean it would be a wonder if Ziggy/Tom/whatever would feel at least something in his dingalong; he may need stronger stimulants, and 230 V is at least a start.
ReplyDeleteI guess he ran out of room in his fridge...
ReplyDeleteor is he just warming up his bit of "unsliced white"?....
I have to say, his aim and his water pressure are both impressive.
ReplyDeletePshaw...that's nothing.
ReplyDeleteWhen Iman pees into it, it makes French Toast.
BITCHES: All this talk of peeing into toasters has left Mistress MJ feeling unclean.
ReplyDeleteSee new post for refreshing diversion.