FIRST!
Jeez, if it was clean, none of us would log on!
***gets out crevice attachment and fixes it to a flexible hose***Sx
have there been complaints, sugar? *looks for "cleaning kit"* xoxoxoxo
I have "a friend" with a very large supply of latex gloves, if that will help.
Would your "friend" lend me a pair?I've just spotted something in that crevice and I don't really want to touch it to pull it out.
[ticks e-email]
mankind hasn't created a disinfectant strong enough...
Here, this explains their motives:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Down_with_this_sort_of_thing!
Aren't there houseboys for this sort of thing???
But this sort of thing always stands up again ...
Just give it a few sharp flicks like the nurses do at the old folks home; it'll go down eventually. Depending on the nursing home one of the nurses might too.
I nominate MJ for, "The Filthiest Person Alive".
Father Ted! Father Jack! Girls and Drink!Sorry, I was distracted by the photo of Father Ted. I love this show!Oh yes, this blog needs Mrs. Doyle to come in for a cleanup.
And all along I thought "Infomaniac" was an exotic Canadian term for "House of Filth"....
It isn't?
SOOOOOOOOO, what are you saying Mistress Mj, we shouldn't go down to much till this dies down? We could just draw the drapes couldn't we?
Cleanup cancelled.See new post, Bitches.
FIRST!
ReplyDeleteJeez, if it was clean, none of us would log on!
ReplyDelete***gets out crevice attachment and fixes it to a flexible hose***
ReplyDeleteSx
have there been complaints, sugar? *looks for "cleaning kit"* xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI have "a friend" with a very large supply of latex gloves, if that will help.
ReplyDeleteWould your "friend" lend me a pair?
DeleteI've just spotted something in that crevice and I don't really want to touch it to pull it out.
[ticks e-email]
ReplyDeletemankind hasn't created a disinfectant strong enough...
ReplyDeleteHere, this explains their motives:
ReplyDeletehttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Down_with_this_sort_of_thing!
Aren't there houseboys for this sort of thing???
ReplyDeleteBut this sort of thing always stands up again ...
ReplyDeleteJust give it a few sharp flicks like the nurses do at the old folks home; it'll go down eventually. Depending on the nursing home one of the nurses might too.
ReplyDeleteI nominate MJ for, "The Filthiest Person Alive".
ReplyDeleteFather Ted!
ReplyDeleteFather Jack! Girls and Drink!
Sorry, I was distracted by the photo of Father Ted. I love this show!
Oh yes, this blog needs Mrs. Doyle to come in for a cleanup.
And all along I thought "Infomaniac" was an exotic Canadian term for "House of Filth"....
ReplyDeleteIt isn't?
DeleteSOOOOOOOOO, what are you saying Mistress Mj, we shouldn't go down to much till this dies down? We could just draw the drapes couldn't we?
ReplyDeleteCleanup cancelled.
ReplyDeleteSee new post, Bitches.