Well.... if he wear socks with sandals he ought to have those looks!!!!! Im still looking at picture,shocked *as Im clutching my pearls* Why did I expect to find something diamond encrusted???silly me.....*back to clutching pearls*
Promise me you won't make this fashion faux pas this summer.
Of course I'm talking about the socks with sandals but if any of you Bitches wins The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, remember to keep your boys tucked in as well.
Waving his flag frantically from his maximum security balcony... "Michael's" loins suddenly stirred to life as he realised that even after all these years he still had feelings for the old broad.
How could he forget the night he entered her bedroom, stealing not only her heart but her "Royal Blue" knickers... he was just glad that they still fitted him for the occasion...
The sights you see when you don't have a gun! Strolling along the promenade at fuengirola I saw a topless man walking towards us wearing a pair of checked shorts in baby lemon with knee length beige socks and a pair of brown heavy brogue shoes if you please!
god bless the queen!
ReplyDelete"You KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about socks with sandals."
ReplyDeleteBritannia waives the rules!
I say put a sock in it. Or put it in a sock.
ReplyDeleteACK!
ReplyDeleteand i mean that on every level
Well.... if he wear socks with sandals he ought to have those looks!!!!! Im still looking at picture,shocked *as Im clutching my pearls* Why did I expect to find something diamond encrusted???silly me.....*back to clutching pearls*
ReplyDeleteOld balls, flappy turtleneck and poor taste in foot attire...now I'm homesick for Oregon, dammit.
ReplyDeleteYou see, blue elf shorts aren't recommended attire at important events because they never give quite enough coverage.
ReplyDeleteSx
Ha!@all you crazy Bitches.
ReplyDeletePromise me you won't make this fashion faux pas this summer.
Of course I'm talking about the socks with sandals but if any of you Bitches wins The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, remember to keep your boys tucked in as well.
And keep your plants watered.
I wonder what his wenis is looking for?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's desperately trying to leave home?
Frankly, with those socks and poorly fitting sandals, are we surprised?
It could have been worse! Can you imagine socks'n crocs?
ReplyDelete*shudders*
BITCHES: Pardon my absence whilst I toss Jon into the oubliette.
ReplyDeleteWaving his flag frantically from his maximum security balcony... "Michael's" loins suddenly stirred to life as he realised that even after all these years he still had feelings for the old broad.
ReplyDeleteHow could he forget the night he entered her bedroom, stealing not only her heart but her "Royal Blue" knickers... he was just glad that they still fitted him for the occasion...
Rodney figured that if the Queen could put HER Royal Jewels on display, why couldn't he?
ReplyDeleteYES!
DeleteThe sights you see when you don't have a gun! Strolling along the promenade at fuengirola I saw a topless man walking towards us wearing a pair of checked shorts in baby lemon with knee length beige socks and a pair of brown heavy brogue shoes if you please!
ReplyDeleteMmmm...Low Hangers...
ReplyDeleteDinsdale!
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