Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Cleanup Cancelled

Can somebody tell me how Mistress MJ is supposed to clean up this place when the likes of Mr. Cookie keeps sending me THIS sort of thing?...

23 comments:

  1. FIRST!

    And terrified ...

    I need vodka.
    Undiluted.
    LOT'S of it!

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  2. I have "a friend" with a very large supply of latex gloves, if that will help.

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    1. MR. LAX: Is there a latex glove phobia like there is for rubber gloves?

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  3. This place is a disgraceful sham... and during the Queen's Diamond Jubilee! I shan't be by for several days, which will give you the time to hose it down, thoroughly.

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  4. Are they naked? Or just very oversized wrinkled suits? And if someone wouldn't mind, could you lift the one guy's tit so I can see the tat!

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  5. Are they melting into each other?

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    1. THOM: Yes, they’re melting.

      It’s part of the Infomaniac crafts initiative…Candlemaking 101.

      Shame the wicks are so small.

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  6. STAND BACK!

    I have cupcakes & I'm not afraid to use them!

    I've got this Mistress....

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    1. WALLY: Oh thank gawd you’re here!

      Wait…did someone mention cake?

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  7. Oh No! It's clash of the teenee's...

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    1. PRINCESS: I misread that as “clash of the Peenee’s.”

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  8. You need THIS to cover it all up. That's what I do. Only not with tartan.
    Sx

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  9. ...and then THIS might happen... which is far prettier.
    Sx

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  10. ...bit like a magic trick really...
    Sx

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    1. SCARLET: Let me get a better look at that.

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    2. Where can I get that kilt mirror?

      I'm asking for a 'friend'.

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  11. I once had a trick who did ma.... oh wait, wrong "magic trick"... nevermind....

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