MICHAEL GUY: I do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that shocks my friends and family. I am quite boring. Very vanilla. I'd prefer an evening with a Bronte sister. Or CSI: Special Victims Unit...
You do seem to spend a lot of nights in doing your laundry.
XL: The court records about that unfortunate "incident" are, thankfully, sealed until April 2075.
Did you remove the “do not remove” tag from your pillow?
CYBERPOOF: I visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if she knew. Actually not a lot of my local friends know about my blog. Other than that, I'm fairly vanilla. A cup of tea and an episode of Dynasty.
A man who sprinkles glitter into his panty liner can’t be all that vanilla.
MAGO: At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry, the answer is "No".
Your friends don’t find it odd that you are the Official Infomaniac foot masseur?
PRINCESS: Most of my friends and family are surprised that I'm stll alive... It would be most unusual for them to discover that I lead a very interesting life... Let alone that I am a Princess...
I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.
SERAPH + SPLENDOR: Besides spending most of our time in a place that we have made up in our heads we SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN...HA! Just kidding...sort of...
Typical church-going, law-abiding citizens.
Can we be neighbours?
STACIA: I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.
Move far away from these people.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!
MITZI: I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!
The jealous old cows!
Your beauty (as maintained by a good facial scrubbing with Brecknell and Turner saddle soap) is the cause of their evil ways.
YES!!!!
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...but that would be telling....
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...where is everyone...?
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absolutely not, sugar! i lead the most dulling and boring existence possible. xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOh Hai, Scarlet!
Oh Hai, Savvy!!
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How did you guys get here first?
ReplyDeleteMJ posted at an unusual time.
ReplyDeleteOh hai, Mr XL!
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Could we cut with the pleasantries and cut to the question at hand?
ReplyDeleteI do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that shocks my friends and family.
ReplyDeleteI am quite boring. Very vanilla. I'd prefer an evening with a Bronte sister. Or CSI: Special Victims Unit...
The court records about that unfortunate "incident" are, thankfully, sealed until April 2075.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: I do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that shocks my friends and family.
ReplyDeleteI am quite boring. Very vanilla. I'd prefer an evening with a Bronte sister. Or CSI: Special Victims Unit...
You do seem to spend a lot of nights in doing your laundry.
XL: The court records about that unfortunate "incident" are, thankfully, sealed until April 2075.
Did you remove the “do not remove” tag from your pillow?
i'm a shitty electrician.
ReplyDeleteMy friends and family would be shocked that I associate with people who don't cross their legs properly!
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ReplyDeleteI visit here.
ReplyDeleteEnough said.
There is nothing unusual about my life here. I am really a boring person.
ReplyDeleteI visit here.
ReplyDeleteEnough said.
*repeated as Information is slow in getting to MJs brain*
NORMADESMOND: i'm a shitty electrician.
ReplyDeleteShitty electrician but a brilliant beautician.
EROS: My friends and family would be shocked that I associate with people who don't cross their legs properly!
It’s our little secret then, eh?
SID: I visit here.
Enough said.
Fucking perv.
MR. COOKIE: There is nothing unusual about my life here. I am really a boring person.
The man responsible for creating The Hair Hall of Fame (to name just one thing you’ve done lately) isn’t boring.
By the way, how often do I have to renew my beautician’s licence?
SID: I visit here.
Enough said.
*repeated as Information is slow in getting to MJs brain*
You should be institutionalized.
Or is that “institutionalised” in your part of the world?
In any case they should throw away the key.
They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it's too smelly, they'd rather it was jelly
ReplyDeleteI visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if she knew.
ReplyDeleteActually not a lot of my local friends know about my blog. Other than that, I'm fairly vanilla. A cup of tea and an episode of Dynasty.
At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry, the answer is "No".
ReplyDeleteMost of my friends and family are surprised that I'm stll alive...
ReplyDeleteIt would be most unusual for them to discover that I lead a very interesting life... Let alone that I am a Princess...
LULU: They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it's too smelly, they'd rather it was jelly
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ is ready to get dirty with you.
CYBERPOOF: I visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if she knew.
Actually not a lot of my local friends know about my blog. Other than that, I'm fairly vanilla. A cup of tea and an episode of Dynasty.
A man who sprinkles glitter into his panty liner can’t be all that vanilla.
MAGO: At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry, the answer is "No".
Your friends don’t find it odd that you are the Official Infomaniac foot masseur?
PRINCESS: Most of my friends and family are surprised that I'm stll alive...
It would be most unusual for them to discover that I lead a very interesting life... Let alone that I am a Princess...
Doesn’t the tiara tip them off?
Besides spending most of our time in a place that we have made up in our heads we SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN...HA! Just kidding...sort of...
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I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.
ReplyDeleteSERAPH + SPLENDOR: Besides spending most of our time in a place that we have made up in our heads we SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN...HA! Just kidding...sort of...
ReplyDeleteTypical church-going, law-abiding citizens.
Can we be neighbours?
STACIA: I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.
Move far away from these people.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!
ReplyDeleteThe jealous old cows!
Your beauty (as maintained by a good facial scrubbing with Brecknell and Turner saddle soap) is the cause of their evil ways.
Ignore them.