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Crossing the Ankles: Crossing the feet at the ankles is lovely, if you allow no dropping of the arches. The ankles must be controlled so that the entire length, from toe to knee, forms a straight line. Place the left foot behind and to the right of the right foot. Slide both feet to the right side. See that the right leg is making a straight line from the toe to the knee. This is a lovely asymmetrical position and is one of the best for the being-looked-at feeling.
Crossing Legs Above Knee: Shall you cross your legs above the knee? This is not considered good form when applying for a job, sitting on a platform, or when riding a public conveyance. Otherwise, it depends upon the shape of your legs and how gracefully you can cross them. Those of you who are overweight can discard this position without even giving it a try. The rest of you can try it by placing your right hand on your right knee to hold your skirt and smoothly crossing your right leg over the left. Place both feet slightly to the left. The right foot will rest by the left ankle. Remember to keep a straight line on both legs.
Sitting on a Low Chair or Stool: Whenever it is necessary for you to sit in a chair that is so low your knees come under your chin, it will be more flattering for you to put both feet to one side and thereby get your knees down. If you put your feet to the right, the right foot is just slightly in front of the left.
You mean I’ve been doing it wrong all this time?...
FIRST!!!! XOXO
ReplyDeleteThe second picture is usually the pose I try to maintain...but sometimes I tump/topple over. Tump is a Texas word, I think.
ReplyDeletethank you for the information regarding correct posture while sitting. and in answer to your query, the answer is "uh, yes" xoxoxo
ReplyDelete(but remember, at least you do wear tights...)
Always cross at the ankles. It's the only proper way.
ReplyDeleteJill: Yes, tump is a TX word and that is the correct usage!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai #1 Savannah & Pete!
SAVANNAH: FIRST!!!! XOXO
ReplyDeleteIt’s been a long time, hasn’t it?
JILL: The second picture is usually the pose I try to maintain...but sometimes I tump/topple over. Tump is a Texas word, I think.
Topple over?
We think it’s time you get help with your little drinking problem.
SAVANNAH: thank you for the information regarding correct posture while sitting. and in answer to your query, the answer is "uh, yes" xoxoxo
(but remember, at least you do wear tights...)
I can take them off, if you wish.
CYBERPOOF: Always cross at the ankles. It's the only proper way.
Well, coming from a girly gurl like you, I’ll say you might just know a thing or two.
XL: Jill: Yes, tump is a TX word and that is the correct usage!
We just assumed Jill was slurring her words.
I most often do pic 1, rarely pic 2 and never pic 3 - After all, I stoop for no one!
ReplyDeleteI often sit with an ankle resting on the knee, like this I find the full cross-over position very uncomfortable on my flanges.
ReplyDeleteDo you sit on a stool often?
ReplyDeleteNo your doing it right... If those thighs cross it's bye bye bottle of Jameson's
Thigh crushing
Cunt
tightly crossed.....isn't that to keep odors in and bandits out?
ReplyDeleteThe Empress swears by this method for contraception....
ReplyDelete"Just pop the pill between your knees and hold it there Dhaarling"....
IVD: I most often do pic 1, rarely pic 2 and never pic 3 - After all, I stoop for no one!
ReplyDeleteThat’s not what they’re saying down at the docks.
MITZI: I often sit with an ankle resting on the knee, like this I find the full cross-over position very uncomfortable on my flanges.
Flange fatigue…who amongst us is a stranger to it?
SID: Do you sit on a stool often?
No your doing it right... If those thighs cross it's bye bye bottle of Jameson's
Thigh crushing
Cunt
Mistress MJ will allow you to lick up the last drops of Jameson’s before she crushes your head like a walnut.
Not to be confused with Mitzi’s winking walnut.
NORMADESMOND: tightly crossed.....isn't that to keep odors in and bandits out?
Well, it’s true that burglars target anything with easy access.
I like to keep my bush trimmed lest it shield intruders from view.
PRINCESS: The Empress swears by this method for contraception....
"Just pop the pill between your knees and hold it there Dhaarling"....
And the beauty of it is that no one even knows what you’re doing!
Do it anywhere, anytime.
On the bus, in line at the grocery store…
I could be doing it right now for all you know!
I try to cross my legs but my enormous cock gets in the way....
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
It's been too long since an enormous cock has stopped me crossing my legs. Ah well.
ReplyDeleteI cross my legs at the knee, not the ankle. I don't play demur or lady-like any more. I was rubbish.
DAMIEN: I try to cross my legs but my enormous cock gets in the way....
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
Thanks for the photo to back up your claim.
ROSES: It's been too long since an enormous cock has stopped me crossing my legs. Ah well.
I cross my legs at the knee, not the ankle. I don't play demur or lady-like any more. I was rubbish
Damien can’t help you.
These guidelines don't apply as my pantaloons and hoop skirts pretty much hide everything...
ReplyDeleteNot everything, Michael.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you are going to go THERE...I've been told I have hot legs.
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MICHAEL GUY: Well, if you are going to go THERE...I've been told I have hot legs.
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...you have no idea how good a shot of Jameson sounds right now...oh,hell...whiskey or not we love you MJ!
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SERAPH + SPLENDOR: ...you have no idea how good a shot of Jameson sounds right now...oh,hell...whiskey or not we love you MJ!
ReplyDeleteMwahhh!