When I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.
STACIA: When I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.
CYBERPOOF: Well at least he isn't doing the spread eagle. To our knowledge.
You can show him how it’s done.
PRINCESS: What a lovely bosnian you have Madam. Might I interest you in a Brazillian?
Might I show you to the door?
DAMIEN: I am at a loss - and I usually always have something to say.... Dearest Piggy..... 'tis times like this you are missed. I can only IMAGINE what you would have said. HAIRY CUNT !!!
I can only hope that he would say that it’s BEAST.
ROSES: Wow. So that's what I'd look like if I stopped shaving. *runs off to make another appointment at the beauty salon* I'm suprised the caption isn't 'Welcome to the jungle'. You'd be able to hide a tribe of pygmies in there for sure.
CyberPete has an industrial size bottle of Nair in his bathroom that I’m sure he’d be willing to share.
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ReplyDeleteThe Mistress is of Greek heritage?
Goodness. Not sure what to say about this one!
ReplyDeleteNot very Epi-ladylike is she?
ReplyDeletewhy, i think i could fuck her, words i've never uttered.
ReplyDeleteUm.
ReplyDeleteLaydee garden has been totally deserted.
:o/
I just tasted fear in my mouth...
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st
ReplyDeleteThe Mistress is of Greek heritage?
Irish, if you must know.
We’re not hairy but we don’t bathe regularly and reek of whiskey.
MICHAEL RIVERS: Goodness. Not sure what to say about this one!
Just lie back and enjoy it then, Michael.
AYEM8Y: Not very Epi-ladylike is she?
At least she’s kept her legs together thus applying the Sitting Pretty Principles we learned recently.
NORMADESMOND: why, i think i could fuck her, words i've never uttered.
*scribbles notes in margin for future Infomaniac Bitch Quotes
UTE: Um.
Laydee garden has been totally deserted.
It’s a jungle out there.
MICHAEL GUY: I just tasted fear in my mouth...
Would you like an appetite suppressant?
STACIA: When I was 11, I went to the municipal pool every day and a woman who looks just like this was always there. Well, she wore a bikini, so I can't say she looked EXACTLY the same. Had the same 80s perm, though. She was one of my first crushes. She was fascinating.
A dream named Chlorine?
Well at least he isn't doing the spread eagle. To our knowledge.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely bosnian you have Madam. Might I interest you in a Brazillian?
ReplyDeleteI am at a loss - and I usually always have something to say....
ReplyDeleteDearest Piggy..... 'tis times like this you are missed. I can only IMAGINE what you would have said.
HAIRY CUNT !!!
Wow.
ReplyDeleteSo that's what I'd look like if I stopped shaving.
*runs off to make another appointment at the beauty salon*
I'm suprised the caption isn't 'Welcome to the jungle'.
You'd be able to hide a tribe of pygmies in there for sure.
CYBERPOOF: Well at least he isn't doing the spread eagle. To our knowledge.
ReplyDeleteYou can show him how it’s done.
PRINCESS: What a lovely bosnian you have Madam. Might I interest you in a Brazillian?
Might I show you to the door?
DAMIEN: I am at a loss - and I usually always have something to say....
Dearest Piggy..... 'tis times like this you are missed. I can only IMAGINE what you would have said.
HAIRY CUNT !!!
I can only hope that he would say that it’s BEAST.
ROSES: Wow.
So that's what I'd look like if I stopped shaving.
*runs off to make another appointment at the beauty salon*
I'm suprised the caption isn't 'Welcome to the jungle'.
You'd be able to hide a tribe of pygmies in there for sure.
CyberPete has an industrial size bottle of Nair in his bathroom that I’m sure he’d be willing to share.
this will haunt me for at least a few hours today...xoxxo
ReplyDeleteThank goodness her curtains are closed.
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: this will haunt me for at least a few hours today
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac…making a difference in people’s lives.
MITZI: Thank goodness her curtains are closed.
Yet the sunshine pours out of her arse!
STACIA: I’ve just read your most recent post only to discover that today is your birthday!
As a birthday gift, Mistress MJ is making you an Official Infomaniac Bitch.
Welcome to the asylum.
Goodness, what a big bush!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the forestry commission will be intereated - I will pass on details.
Sx
Wow...I take it that this "Filthy Friday" is in the hygienic sense. This woman is oddly unerotic...
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: Goodness, what a big bush!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the forestry commission will be intereated - I will pass on details.
Perhaps you should send ‘round the team who handles your unruly bush trimming.
MR. COOKIE: Wow...I take it that this "Filthy Friday" is in the hygienic sense. This woman is oddly unerotic...
It’s always best to bring your rubber gloves here of a Friday.
Worst fuckin' case of hairlip I'VE ever seen.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.
ReplyDeleteVeet have we here?
ReplyDeleteI thought you had tired of self potraits?
Exhibitionist
Cunt
She would never be stuck for a fancy dress party costume , just do a handstand and voila Desperate Dan
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Worst fuckin' case of hairlip I'VE ever seen.
ReplyDeleteHair lip?
Or hair NIP?
CYBERPOOF: No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.
Oh and my mistake.
It’s a giant vat of Veet that’s in your bathroom.
Next to your tampons.
SID: Veet have we here?
I thought you had tired of self potraits?
Exhibitionist
Cunt
Self POTraits?
Is that when you photograph yourself whilst high?
BEAST: She would never be stuck for a fancy dress party costume , just do a handstand and voila Desperate Dan
Who is Desperate Dan?
One of the Wombles?
Miss J went for the untamed look in college. But she was never this furry.
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.
ReplyDeleteYou promised me that for my birthday
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: Miss J went for the untamed look in college. But she was never this furry.
ReplyDeleteWe all experimented in college, didn’t we Miss J?
*ahem*
CYBERPOOF: No, I'm still waiting for you to send me your nair.
You promised me that for my birthday
It was more of a threat than a promise.
I'm official! I've been one of your amateur bitches long enough that I'm confident I can carry out my official bitch duties.
ReplyDeletegross
ReplyDeleteSTACIA: I'm official! I've been one of your amateur bitches long enough that I'm confident I can carry out my official bitch duties.
ReplyDeleteYou don’t know what they are yet!
*maniacal laugh*
CORVE: Welcome to Infomaniac!
If you think this is gross, we’d advise you not to click on the “Filthy Friday” label.
She needs to visit TJB's nipple waxing emporium.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: She needs to visit TJB's nipple waxing emporium.
ReplyDeleteShe’d prefer a pluck.