Little did he realize I was posting filth about him behind his back.
And now, as revenge, he is resorting to what the Irish do best…
SID has declared WAR on me!
Bring it on then, ya filthy Irish hooer.
Ladies and Gentlemen: Place your bets.
Remember, SID has the unfair advantage of being in a MUCH heavier weight class. I believe his category is known as “Lard Arse.”
They beat the English at Rugby and think they can do anything, just point and say "look, its the pope" he'll look, they always do, don't clobber him around the head they don't notice.
ReplyDeleteYes I am fully aroused right now.
Isn't it Lardy Cake Arse?
ReplyDeleteIsn't that hitting below the belt?
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: You're hired as my personal trainer.
ReplyDeleteBut please try to keep your rocket in your pocket.
Unless you'd aiming it at SID, who'll probably himself be armed with incendiary devices.
CONVICT: Remember, I'm a Canuck.
I wouldn't know a Lardy Cake if it came up and bit me on the arse.
TICKERS: I can't see beyond his enormous belly.
I certainly didn't feel anything large enough while I was down there to constitute something "below the belt."
*grabs international english to southern belle english dictionary for translation*
ReplyDeleteIsn't the 'something below the belt' a potato?
ReplyDeleteIDV: It's a mashed potato now.
ReplyDeleteSoon to be SID Little.
ReplyDeleteTICKERS: Speaking of "little"...
ReplyDeleteSID, as you know, is an acronym for Stupid Irish Daddy.
But did you also know it's an acronym for SMALL IRISH DICK?
I'm only home from my 9-5 job at 10.30 fucking pm, and I see the first salvo has been fired.
ReplyDeleteI shall let her "blow" and release my load when she least expects.
MJ = Mmmmm Jizz
Dirty bitch!
G'won.
ReplyDeleteGive it yer best shot, ya pencil dick Mick.
I personally believe that sid would enjoy abuse. Being a masochist and all.
ReplyDelete*imagines SID in a gimp mask*
ReplyDelete*creates new name for Tickersoid*
ReplyDeleteKnickersoiled
*creates new name for SID*
ReplyDeleteWee Willy Wussy