Friday, March 02, 2007

SID vs MJ: The War Heats Up

SID, formerly known as Stupid Irish Daddy, now also known as Small Irish Dick, has aggravated me big time on his blog with this abomination…







The war is on, you flamethrowing Fenian fecker!

I am ONE SINGULAR SENSATION!

Watch this video and see why.






I’m coming to get you.

You’re next, Daddy.

Signed,

Mistress MJ



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21 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:26 AM, March 02, 2007

    I'm at work ... dare I watch the video?

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  2. The Mistress8:40 AM, March 02, 2007

    Connie: G'won, watch it.

    There's no nudity though or midget sex.

    So you probably won't be interested.

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  3. Anonymous9:28 AM, March 02, 2007

    I'll wait til I get home.

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  4. Prunella Jones10:07 AM, March 02, 2007

    You go girl! I have some nunchucks you can borrow.

    (prepares to make popcorn and enjoy the show)

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  5. Gorilla Bananas11:48 AM, March 02, 2007

    I'm on your side, of course, although it was a pretty weak and unoriginal insult from SID if you ask me. You could have said you wanted more severed cocks to put on your mantlepiece and SID was welcome to contribute his to the miniature section.

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  6. The Mistress12:33 PM, March 02, 2007

    CONNIE: Coward. Are you home yet?

    PRU: NUT-chucks.

    GORILLA: Then I could make a mould of SID's wee willy and use it as a pinky ring holder.

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  7. S.I.D.1:12 PM, March 02, 2007

    Oh dear,Disappointing Recruits there MJ?

    You like slightly bigger eh?

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  8. The Mistress1:29 PM, March 02, 2007

    SID: An erect gorilla penis is only 3 cm long?

    Don't be so cocky. Yours is only slightly bigger.

    And the gorilla has the advantage as I wouldn't have to lift his enormous, flabby, Guinness-soaked belly out of the way.

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  9. Neponset River Bridge Dig1:42 PM, March 02, 2007

    wow nothing like a kick ass broad.

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  10. The Mistress2:01 PM, March 02, 2007

    RICH: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Ahhh, to be back in Beantown. A lovely city.

    Send me a postcard. Or you're next.

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  11. Tickersoid2:20 PM, March 02, 2007

    Remind me to wear more personal protective equipement when I visit this blog.

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  12. The Mistress2:38 PM, March 02, 2007

    TICKERS: I wouldn't hurt a lay-dee.

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  13. Old Knudsen3:10 PM, March 02, 2007

    Now this could go on for a while,instead of decommissioning his arms just break them so he can't blog.

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  14. The Mistress3:56 PM, March 02, 2007

    KNUDSEN: Lend me your spurtle.

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  15. Frobisher4:51 PM, March 02, 2007

    Go MJ! give the paddy a good pasting!

    *still bitter from Rugby match*

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  16. The Mistress5:45 PM, March 02, 2007

    FROBI: Join forces with me and we'll give the Spudfucker a good Ruck!

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  17. Chelly6:35 PM, March 02, 2007

    I've just been catching up on all your doings, only to find you in yet another battle. But your a tough chick, so I'ma gonna sit back and enjoy this match.

    Rock on MJ. :)

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  18. The Mistress7:16 PM, March 02, 2007

    CHELLY: *sizes Chelly up and down as potential bitch fight partner*

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  19. Divian2:25 AM, March 03, 2007

    Those heels and the pool ball....are turning me on.

    I must now search for those shoes...and the balls to match.

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  20. The Mistress3:23 AM, March 03, 2007

    AWA: What's your shoe size? I've a closet full of 'em.

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  21. Romeo Morningwood1:24 AM, March 05, 2007

    I Love Scrubs..it is hilarious!

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