Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Where’s SID? Part Two

When I saw SID’s face on a milk carton I began to worry.


But thankfully, my fears were unfounded.


Turns out he’s been attempting to lead a healthier lifestyle.





SID practicing Irish Yoga




Update: Convict points out in the comments that even when paralytic, SID checks trees for knotholes. Right you are, Convict...




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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:55 AM, February 28, 2007

    I notice that, even when paralytic, he checks trees for knotholes.

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  2. Anonymous8:16 AM, February 28, 2007

    It's the only way he gets wood

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  3. The Mistress8:30 AM, February 28, 2007

    Convict: Too true.

    Poor sod's been stricken with a termite infestation.

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  4. Anonymous12:04 PM, February 28, 2007

    sorta about the little woodpecker.

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  5. Prunella Jones12:31 PM, February 28, 2007

    Well I've been using cocaine to stay in shape but I think I'll have to try this Irish yoga. It looks very relaxing.

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  6. Tickersoid3:24 PM, February 28, 2007

    Maybe SID, it occured to me,
    Is a guy, we now seldom see.
    Could it be that the skank,
    whilst having a wank,
    Got his dick stuck tight in a tree.

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  7. S.I.D.3:35 PM, February 28, 2007

    Oh silly, silly, Cuntnuck.

    What woe you have bestowed upon thine head.



    *Thanks MJ briefly for the filth*

    *Declares war...again*

    WV yourabitch

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  8. Anonymous3:38 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv 'sidsacunt'

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  9. S.I.D.3:40 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "soarepiggyandtazzyonlybiggercunts"

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  10. Anonymous5:14 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "noneofuscouldpossiblybecuntsasbigasthatfatoirishcunt"

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  11. Cough The Bot5:14 PM, February 28, 2007

    oh!

    and a new wv!

    wv "exceptpossiblythecanuckcocksuckerherself"

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  12. S.I.D.5:25 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "wellneveratruerwordverificationhasbeenmadeibetshesuckslotsofcocksandonsundaystoothedirtycanuck"

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  13. The Mistress6:01 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "ohfuckthestupidoirishcuntisback"

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  14. The Mistress6:02 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "andhebroughtthosefuckingyorkshirepoofswithhim"

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  15. The Mistress6:03 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "bendoveryouuselessirishwankerandtakeitupthearse"

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  16. The Mistress6:25 PM, February 28, 2007

    Tickers: That was beautiful.

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  17. S.I.D.7:03 PM, February 28, 2007

    Oh yes Tickers,beautiful.

    *lifts quill pen and muses*

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  18. The Mistress7:19 PM, February 28, 2007

    wv "sidliftsfatarseoffchairandmuses*

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  19. Anonymous8:02 PM, February 28, 2007

    anyone ever wonder where their sanity is hiding? cause i'd like to have mine back one day soon.

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  20. Tickersoid8:44 PM, February 28, 2007

    Poetry is lifes gilded mirror. I just direct it's gaze.

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  21. Anonymous8:48 PM, February 28, 2007

    ooooh, deep.

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  22. Divian10:33 PM, February 28, 2007

    well, he seems limber enough.

    Should I worry about the tree?

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  23. Anonymous1:19 PM, March 01, 2007

    It's a pussy willow

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  24. S.I.D.5:48 PM, March 01, 2007

    No Connie, in MJs case its a Suckamore

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  25. The Mistress7:19 PM, March 01, 2007

    SID: Shut the fuck up.

    Except the bit about calling Convict "Connie"... nice one.

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  26. Romeo Morningwood12:35 PM, March 02, 2007

    Great Comments HAHA.
    Still no mention of Nuts or Lumberjacking?
    It is quite disturbing actually..how far off of the ground do you suppose it is?


    wv lahif (I kid you knot!)

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