The truth is, and I am not making this up, I will swear on whatever grave you have handy, I was having a colonoscopy yesterday. Once I got the camera out of my butt, I spent the rest of the day taking drugs and pouting.
Usually, it's the prep the day BEFORE the colonoscopy that means you should stay near a bathroom but Peenee may have some other sort of condition we're not aware of.
Could be worse, Mistress - at least this time he showed up dressed...
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you...it's those dirty Mormon boys at his backdoor.
ReplyDeleteI CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is, and I am not making this up, I will swear on whatever grave you have handy, I was having a colonoscopy yesterday. Once I got the camera out of my butt, I spent the rest of the day taking drugs and pouting.
Oh, a "selfie" then ...
DeleteAre there any drugs leftover? I'm asking for "a friend."
DeleteThat's a new use of a selfie stick. Does it have testicles on one end and a suction cup?
DeletePlease avoid posting photos of your "pout". Jx
DeleteOh, Mr Mags!
ReplyDeleteHe's certainly on form, isn't he!?
DeleteA selfie... ha!!!!
ReplyDeleteever the bridesmaid.....
ReplyDeletedid you notice, he's standing outside the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteYes, I did and good for you for noticing, Norma.
DeleteUsually, it's the prep the day BEFORE the colonoscopy that means you should stay near a bathroom but Peenee may have some other sort of condition we're not aware of.
I wonder if it burns.
burns? i imagine there are flames.
DeleteHe also missed the bowl...
ReplyDeleteHe's standing outside the bathroom because he's here to perform the foot washing ceremony, using his own special loofah.
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