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It's a full moon tonight...
AyeM8y's full moon, above
And we're celebrating 10 YEARS of Infomaniac!!!
A DECADE of debauchery!
Food and drink is on the house...
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And of course, there's CAKE...
The dance floor is rockin'...
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Your behaviour is shockin'!...
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To ratchet up the "fun-o-meter," we're throwing open the doors of the Games Room!...
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The Mistress wishes to thank each and every one of you Bitches for making Infomaniac a thriving community.
Mwahhhh!!!
And a toast to those Infomaniac Bitches who have passed on but are with us in spirit: Mutley the Dog, and KAZ, and Piggy.
Now party on, Bitches!
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But wait! Have you taken THE HOUSE OF INFOMANIAC 10TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR?
TENTH anniversary? Lordy. Here - have a tin. Or several! Jx
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DeleteJON: Does that houseboy come with the tins?
DeleteSince tin or aluminum is the traditional gift for a 10th anniversary, I’m sure Mr. DeVice will be giving me a tinfoil hat.
::steps out from under the chandelier and attempts to ignore Beast & Ms Scarlet's clinch::
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Mistress! Ten years of copious ejecta from the House of Infomaniac is definitely worth celebrating. It's been a blast - not least when your flaming uterus was flung a little too close to the cakefarter!
I'll be in the Games Room playing tarot cards with those semi-clad warlocks. Oh, and is the Gincuzzi open yet?
MR. DeVICE: “Copius Ejecta” would be a great drag name for you.
DeleteThe Gincuzzi is fired up but we had to restock it since your birthday party, yesterday.
A heartfelt thank you for “The House of Infomaniac 10th Anniversary Tour” on your blog. It’s one of the fabbest things anyone’s ever posted for me.
Congratulations! Here's to the next ten years of rampant debauchery, FGES (glances at Ms Princess), cake, nuns, books, Oubliettes, plaid, fabreze, Ikea monkeys, gardening, cheese, warty wands (glares at Mr Devine), butter sticks, Ms Norma, veritable fruit bowls, AND CROCS.
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SCARLET: Did someone mention the warty wand?
DeleteUsually I would ban a Bitch for mentioning the “C” word but I’m in a forgiving mood today. And besides, you made the beautiful “I’m an Infomaniac Bitch” sign that graces my sidebar.
Huge congratulations.You've retained your retainers, weathered the Internet blockade and entertained a few of us along the way.
ReplyDeleteI'm not allowed alcohol, but I'm sure you have "lashings of lemonade" for Kaz so I'll hog that.
DINAHMOW: Lashings of lemonade are not the usual type of lashings you’d find here on Infomaniac.
DeleteBut if it was good enough for KAZ!
It’s nice to have you on board.
Congratulations! More please!!
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: You greedy Bitch!
DeleteBut all right. More to come.
I remember when you delurked and you’ve been welcome ever since.
Congrats and thank you Mistress for being our Hostess with the Mostest!
ReplyDelete[puts on rubber gloves. fluffs pillows.]
LX: You’ve been "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to The Mistress” for many years.
DeleteYour loyalty and service deserve an award.
And to think all this debauchery started off as a humble knitting blog...
ReplyDeleteCongratulations MJ on 10 years and still doing it...
*raises glass to the next 10 years whilst avoiding eyecontact with Miss Scarlet...*
PRINNY: Ah yes, The Infomaniac Knitting Blog.
Delete*refrains from mentioning how long it’s been since Princess won The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition*
Blogs come and blogs go, but a few of us soldier on - and I think we have more fun than the ones who've moved on to trendier tech. As for this disreputable, delicious corner of the cyberverse, long may it - and of course its rapscallacious impresario - wave.
ReplyDeleteHERE! HERE!!!!!!
DeleteMUSCATO: It’s hard to hear you over Mistress Maddie’s exuberant shouting but we here at Infomaniac can always rely on you for a bon mot.
DeleteAnd as a bonus from time to time, Arab beefcake.
And the fact that you share your birthday with Bea Arthur thrills us to bits.
Congratulations on a dazzling & daring decade of Infomaniac fun & festive frivolities!!! It's been a spectacular--& at times, horrific & grossly--entertaining experience!
ReplyDeleteMJ, you are an incredible, outstanding, funtastastic, fearlessly fabulous host, so thank you for having an awesome place where a diversity of fun, witty, interesting, talented, spectacular, & wonderful (& at times, perverse & morally ambiguous) people can share in the company of an extraordinary, exceptional, effusive, enthusiastic, excellent, exquisite, elegant host; & engage a vibrant, valiant, voluptuous, slightly & delightfully vicious, & vivacious community of intriguing, inspirational, intelligent, indefatigable Infomaniac Bitches.
Cheers & Best wishes for many more wonderful years of good fun, good fortune, good company,& good times!!!
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P.S. Please inform the Infomaniac baker/pastry chef that this cake is of the normal variety, & it does not need the additional, usual Infomaniac frosting, airbrushing enhancements. Also the candles are lit & we wouldn't want any fire hazards, lest we singe or burn those delicate & priceless treasures laying about these hallowed (whoring) halls. If you want a singed minge or blowout, please see Ms Scarlet & book your appointment at the Infomaniac House of Beauty.
Off to the drinking fountain! A spirited toast to the magnificent host & to the memory of beloved spirits we miss the most! Cheers!
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I'm so happy that you didn't vanish after Christmas like you usually do, Mr Swings. It's lovely to have you back.
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EROS: You KNOW how I love alliteration!
DeleteOh, the memories of Miss Scarlet’s butter stick treatments at The Infomaniac House of Beauty. As Paula Deen once said, "You know it's a good recipe if it starts with a stick of butter."
And like Miss Scarlet, I’m glad you’re sticking around.
If it wasn’t for you leading the Crusade along with MAGO and the help of other Infomaniac Bitches to take back my blog from the clutches of Google, Infomaniac might not be here today. For that I am eternally grateful.
MJ & Scarlet, I'm glad to be around, too, because I get to enjoy both your lovely, lively, & liberating company.
DeleteI'm grateful for meeting you & so many other great people here at Infomaniac, & the evidence of the impact & importance of this blog was evident when the community this blog built & hosted rallied to the call to action, to defend & ensure that Infomaniac not only survives but continues to thrive, so that the amazing people here can still have a place in the world to meet, greet, laugh, learn, & have a terrific time. Thanks for all the laughs, MJ!!!
EROS: Thank you. And did I mention that I’m grateful for this photo of you in The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts? You wear it well, as they say.
DeleteCongradulations ! What a party. 10 years of "orgies", you're the best. I can't not be accepted at Paradise for Queen and gay but......I can be your cook ! A lot of SPAM, Jell-O, "du manger mou" does some of you still have their theet?
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DeleteRAINETTE: Some Bitches still have their teeth and some still have their “teats!”
DeleteWe applaud you for participating on a blog where English is not your first language. You’re doing a great job of keeping up with us and joining in on the fun.
Merci!
C'est moi qui vous remercie.
DeleteC'est moi qui vous remercie.
DeleteRAINETTE: Pas du tout!
DeleteThis Just In: We're going to have to re-order the beer and chips for the party! Oh, the humanity!
ReplyDeleteBeer and Lays. How appropriate. Jx
DeleteJust another day for the highway patrol
DeleteLX: "Betcha can't eat just one." Looks like we won’t be eating ANY.
DeleteJON: Ha!
PRINNY: They’ve seen it all.
But perhaps the strangest was the load of bull semen.
Happy Anniversary tootes!!!!! As I said to someone, I can't believe there's been 10 years of this smut!!!!And your tits are the perfect bouncing balls for a sing a long to the words! 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: I’m surprised you’ve surfaced from the Gincuzzi!
DeleteAnd keep your hands where we can see them, above the bubbles. You’re sitting awfully close to Mr. DeVice.
Manners ... flowers for the lady of the house
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Danke. I can make carrot cake!
DeleteAnd someone bring ice - this whisky is piss-warm as always, I'll have a stiff one !
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Did you say, “I’ll have a stiff one” or “I have a stiff one”?
DeleteAll in its proper time.
DeleteNice that you have life music - let's dance darling !
Now there's a thing I never thought I'd see or hear round these parts - The Wurzels. The party starts here, folks. If you know how to chew straw. Jx
DeleteMAGO & JON: Speaking of wurzels…
DeleteMsScarlet introduced me to these fine gentlemen Jon
DeleteWell done old girl, here's to another 10 years of perverse filth.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Ta very much. Have you by any chance brought your Jammy Rings to the party?
Deletesweetheart, you don't have to ask me to applause. don't i give you a standing O every time you
ReplyDeletewhip them out?
la mistressa....my 10 year cure-all!
DeleteNORMA: It’s easy to whip mine out. On the other hand, your foundation garments don’t allow for much wiggle room.
DeleteCure-all? Surely that ointment from the clinic must have done the trick?
Whip them out ? Freedom for the Mistress' Twins ?! Give evidence that you are truly liberated, please.
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