I won’t be around much today but in my absence, I’m leaving something for you to ponder.
This Google search arrived via London, England and is begging for an answer…
iam bored and hungry what should i cock?
Can anyone help?
See you Wednesday!
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
What Should I Cock?
A reminder that on Wednesday, Infomaniac will be posting pics of your furry friends.
I won’t be around much today but in my absence, I’m leaving something for you to ponder.
This Google search arrived via London, England and is begging for an answer…
iam bored and hungry what should i cock?
Can anyone help?
See you Wednesday!
I won’t be around much today but in my absence, I’m leaving something for you to ponder.
This Google search arrived via London, England and is begging for an answer…
iam bored and hungry what should i cock?
Can anyone help?
See you Wednesday!
FIRST!
ReplyDeleteSausages.
SECOND!
ReplyDeleteWieners, of course.
Honey pie.
ReplyDeleteTry fish; or if you'd prefer, a nice rump roast.
ReplyDeleteKitty: It's like looking in a mirror! Meeowww! Now come pet me!
ReplyDeletefilthy London bugger! How on earth did he find your family friendly blog?
ReplyDeleteHuevos perhaps?
ReplyDeleteSpatchcock.
ReplyDeleteAnything with a hole
ReplyDeleteOoh! Tim lives in London, so, in case it was him, the answer is: Me!
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't him, I don't care what he "cock"'s.
a gun...duh...
ReplyDeleteWith you strictly in mind, I would cook up a fish pie followed by faggots. ; )
ReplyDeleteXL: Did you not get your fill at the Infomaniac Weenie Roast?
ReplyDeleteRANDOM: See comment to XL.
MAGO: Sugar baby.
EROS: Rump roast?
*pushes Eros head first into the oven*
CYBERPOOF: I’m convinced my URL is written on the wall of a public toilet.
MR.POOPIE: Con chorizo, si?
KAZ: We don’t use that kind of language around here.
MAXI: Welcome to Canada.
Donut capital of the world.
IVD: I’d push you into the oven with Eros but you don’t have enough meat on you.
DAISY: A gun?
No need for violence.
*typical American*
BOLLIX: I’ll share my fish pie with you but the faggots are mine.
I had a wee cock, and I loved it well,
ReplyDeleteI fed my cock on yonder hill;
My cock, lily-cock. lily-cock, coo;
Everyone loves their cock,
Why should not I love my cock too?
CHAMP: A touching lyrical tribute to your wee cock.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as your your Official Beard and Body Hair Groomer, I must ask: is it time for a trim?
They Cant Cook or Cock or anything else in London.
ReplyDeleteLondon FOOD SEX BEER FOOTBALL (apart from West Han ) ETC is the Worst in the World! Much better in Yorkshire where the Cocks are freerange+organic!
Cock-a-leekie?
ReplyDeleteCock-a-spaniel?
West Han rule, ok!
ReplyDeleteBoiled beef & carrots
Boiled beef & carrots
(dammit, blogger ate my comment!)
ReplyDeleteuh...damn, and it was a good one, too!
xoxo
Beast is worn out today and has nothing to say
ReplyDeletei see wots cocking over here.
ReplyDelete*holds nose and looks around for cold beer*
Weeeeeeenies!
ReplyDeleteAn eyebrow, like Spock?
ReplyDeleteEh, I'm late to the game, whaddya want...
Yeah I did it up in Hampstead Heath last time I was in London.
ReplyDeleteIDVs phone number was there too
SPOTTED DICK !
ReplyDeleteMJ...it wasn't about violence...she wanted something to eat - expression "eat your gun" comes to mind...and she wanted something to cock...cocking a gun...
ReplyDeletei thought it was rather witty of me actually...another wasted attempt at humour...hmmph
maybe it was a typo. maybe it was 'im bored and hungry what should i, cock?"
ReplyDeletesee how much more sense it makes now?
TONY: London FOOD SEX BEER FOOTBALL…
ReplyDeleteI take it you’ve sampled all four?
In that particular order or simultaneously?
GEOFF: Go, Irons!
Have we been into the cooking sherry, Geoff?
SAVANNAH: I’ll bet it was the Comment of the Year.
Dang, dang and double dang.
BEAST: Oh dear.
*feigns concern*
VOICES: The Googler in question is British so you’ll find nothing but warm beer.
CATSCRATCH: Woohooooo!
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Shouldn't you be working on your time warp calculations, Miss Leah?
CYBERPOOF: IVD’s number is written on the wall of every public toilet in Great Britain.
HEFF: Bonus points for being an Amurican who knows the meaning of Spotted Dick!
DAISY: I didn’t get it…I’m a thicko.
A British term you’ll want to bandy about when you go to England and meet Beast.
Repeat after me… “Beast, you thicko!”
NATIONS: I geddit!
*not really but it’s best to agree with the non compos mentis*
MJ so thicko doesn't mean the same as it does in america? it has nothing to do with the girth of one's member? good thing you told me before i said it to beast thinking i was meaning something else...
ReplyDeleteDAISY: I must now attempt to erase the image of Beast's member out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteI feel tainted.
oh my dear mj...you were so tainted even prior to this!
ReplyDeletewhat lovley post made me go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! CUNT! beast should have fun with the thugs i havnt walked themfor a week xx
ReplyDeleteDAISY: We all started out tabula rasa, may I remind you.
ReplyDeleteMR.C: What an unexpected pleasure!
I must remind you, though, to go walkies with the dogs or you'll be haunted by the ghost of Barbara Woodhouse.