Blogging Roundup

A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.



In case you missed it last week, Infomaniac has resumed posting the Blogging Roundup: documenting what you lot have been up to over the past week or so.



EDDIE WARING:

But before we get started, let’s extend a warm welcome back to everybody’s favourite British expatriate, Eddie Waring!


Eddie Waring's arse


There’s much to be told about Waring but we can best sum it up by telling you that his lad (his penis) can change the channels on telly with the remote control, he suffers from a sweaty arse crack and he enjoys having sex with Swiss Cheese.

I'm thrilled to have him back!



GEOFF:

Butter goes punk.


Johnny Rotten: pre-dairy-endorsement days

Geoff exposes former Sex Pistols’ front man Johnny Rotten celebrating the joys of British butter in this commercial…





OLD KNUDSEN:



Old Knudsen sticks it to that “big Texan twat” Dr. Phil.



GARFER:



Garfer has a go at the French.



TONY:

Tony gets a new hat!...





MANUEL:


Manuel’s big Irish arse in need of underpants



Manuel contemplates buying new underwear to replace his Incredible Hulk comedy pants.



Incredible Hulk gunties with extra elastic to contain big Irish arses





Inexplicable DeVice (IVD):


IVD gets lucky!

After months of living a monkish existence (aside from servicing the sailors down at the docks) IVD has finally pulled!

No details yet but we’re quite certain that for once, money was NOT involved.

Well done, IVD.

And IVD was interviewed here by Dinah.

In this exclusive interview, IVD admits he’s going mad. Something we long suspected.



NEW CUNT OF THE WEEK



“New Cunt of the Week” is a regular Blogging Roundup feature that welcomes new Infomaniac readers.

Since we hadn’t done a Blogging Roundup in over a year, there were quite a few “New Cunts.”

So even though you’ve seen the following bloggers here for months, they qualify as “New Cunts” since they’ve started visiting Infomaniac in the last 12-14 months (the date we temporarily stopped posting Blogging Roundups.)

Two New Cunts are featured here today: Carnalis and Inner Voices.



CARNALIS:




Carnalis joined Infomaniac back in December 2007 when she commented on a Filthy Friday posting.

Carnalis hails from the gentle, rolling green fields of south-west England.

In addition to being one of my rivals for Old Knudsen’s affections and his pee-stained cloth cap, she’s a saucy suburban mum who serves up a pot-pourri of cake, knickers, angst and occasional butt sex.

Interests: Boys and Old Knudsen's cap.



INNER VOICES:


Inner Voices likes to hang out with his buds

Inner Voices (from Big Sur, California) joined Infomaniac in February of this year when he commented on our Fun With Foreskin posting.

What could possibly be said about Inner Voices that isn’t already revealed in 101 Zack Facks?

To summarize: His favourite movie is The Sound of Music, his spelling and grammar sucks, he loves blowjobs (duh), he farts whenever he feels like it, he doesn’t own any underwear, he pees on stuff all the time, he has a big mouth (see photo) AND he’s half-Canadian.



Tomorrow on Infomaniac: A New Cunt from England…Ginro!

Ginro has so much to say that we’ve had to give him a separate posting!