Monday, March 23, 2020

Reasons to Celebrate

Eat me!


Help yourselves to the baked goods, Bitches.

It seems I'd forgotten that March 23rd is the 14th anniversary of this blog.

More importantly, I completely forgot that March 22nd was Mr. DeVice's birthday. 

Let's stuff ourselves silly, in celebration.  
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20 comments:

  1. Inexplicable DeVice4:55 PM, March 23, 2020

    14th?? But your blog doesn't look a day older than 13 (I got confused due to my advancing years).

    And, thank you!

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    1. The Mistress5:10 PM, March 23, 2020

      You'll always be younger than The Mistress, if it's any consolation.

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  2. Mistress Maddie6:35 PM, March 23, 2020

    What happens when I eat the cookie that says Eat me?

    14 years? It high time to clean the cobwebs gurl, and put on some new bloomers! Now excuse me while I go stuff myself on Mr DeVive.

    I meant WITH Mr. DeVive.

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    1. The Mistress8:49 PM, March 23, 2020

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Just like Alice in Wonderland, if you eat the cookie marked “Eat Me” you’ll shrink. You don’t want shrinkage, do you?

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  3. 63mago6:51 PM, March 23, 2020

    I'm pretty sure that your hot buns give the right mouth feeling.

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  4. Jon7:14 PM, March 23, 2020

    Are those biscuits left over from your Bat mitzvah? If so, they're stale. Jx

    PS Happy annus, MJ, and happy 37th, Mr DeVine!

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    1. The Mistress8:50 PM, March 23, 2020

      JON: They’re left over from Norma’s bar mitvah so they’re tougher than old boots.

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    2. normadesmond12:07 AM, March 24, 2020

      Dear, you're confusing your
      biscuits with my elbows.

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  5. normadesmond12:06 AM, March 24, 2020

    Sorry, I've been busy figuring out how I can die for my country so moronic youngsters can survive.

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  6. normadesmond12:07 AM, March 24, 2020

    Happiest Anniversary to my favorite!

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  7. Ms Scarlet2:40 AM, March 24, 2020

    Happy Birthday, Mr Devine....and many apologies for my memory lapse. Appalling. But yes, I blame my age!!

    Happy Anniversary, Mistress!!! Thank you for the nibbles!!!
    SXXX

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    1. The Mistress7:09 AM, March 24, 2020

      MISS SCARLET: Speaking of memory lapses, I hope you enjoyed your birthday, earlier this month.

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  8. savannah7:07 PM, March 24, 2020

    Happy Blogoversary, Missus! xoxox It seems as if it was just yesterday we met!

    Happy Birthday, IDV!!! You're still a youngin to me! xoxox

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