in honor of the 4th i chose to not wear a girdle, so, unencumbered and "letting it all hang out" (like the kids say) i'm feeling love for everyone & everything!
I am somewhat vexed by the Fourth. I adore the British and all things UK, with the exception of their dentistry. So I liken our Independence to telling your overly pushy in laws to butt out of the minutia of ones life. I love, though, that we have found a way to embrace one and other in the past 239 years, though.
Sugar, I can assure you that most of us are NOT still on that dentistry s**t. The tombstone acrylic smile is repellent to most of us Americans. There is a lot to be said for individual beauty in us all. Mike Myers of Austin Powers fame has a lot to answer for. Give me a crooked, earnest smile on a boy and my heart still melts. How about you?
So now, after a lovely firework display down on the river, we get to listen to the annoying fireworks being set off all over the neighborhood by local hooligans until much too late.
Wow! She looks like she's done that before.
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July all you Americans!
P.S. Yay! First!
Thanks, Mister DeVice!
DeleteI knew Norma was a size queen. But do we need to see the honeymoon pictures? What time will the fire work display be?
ReplyDeleteAs soon as norma reads your comment is my guess...
Deletein honor of the 4th i chose to not wear a girdle, so, unencumbered and "letting it all hang out" (like the kids say) i'm feeling love for everyone & everything!
DeleteBBQ & Beer!!!
ReplyDeleteFireworks & Sousaphones!!!
Let's Bomb Iran!
'Murika! Fuck Yeah!!! (snark)
It's a day for all them 'Merkins! Jx
ReplyDeleteI am somewhat vexed by the Fourth. I adore the British and all things UK, with the exception of their dentistry. So I liken our Independence to telling your overly pushy in laws to butt out of the minutia of ones life. I love, though, that we have found a way to embrace one and other in the past 239 years, though.
ReplyDelete"“Are they still on about that, then, with the teeth?"
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Sugar, I can assure you that most of us are NOT still on that dentistry s**t. The tombstone acrylic smile is repellent to most of us Americans. There is a lot to be said for individual beauty in us all. Mike Myers of Austin Powers fame has a lot to answer for. Give me a crooked, earnest smile on a boy and my heart still melts. How about you?
DeleteEvery time. Jx
DeleteI put my father's flag out this morning. It is worn, torn, and stained, much like I am now. Happy 4th, All y'all!
ReplyDelete*cheers* and thank you, sweetpea! xoxoxox
ReplyDeletei always love balloons at my independence days parties. i can let the air out & toot at the same time & no one's the wiser.
ReplyDeleteoopsie.
Norma, that is why we love you. Pragmatism, darling.
DeleteJULIE MERRILL: Welcome to Infomaniac!
DeleteThank you, Mistress!
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So now, after a lovely firework display down on the river, we get to listen to the annoying fireworks being set off all over the neighborhood by local hooligans until much too late.
ReplyDeleteWHat a blower, she'll go with a bang, I'm sure !
ReplyDeleteBelated wishes for a happy July, 4th or otherwise!
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