And, of course, The Oubliette and The Moat.
Infomaniac now introduces The Tinfoil Room…
But why stop with ONE room?...
[photos via]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
The Tinfoil Room
By now, you're all familiar with the Cheese Room, The Games Room, The Pink Room, The Plaid Room, The Polka Dot Room, The Red Room, The Waiting Room, and The Crafts Room.
And, of course, The Oubliette and The Moat.
Infomaniac now introduces The Tinfoil Room…
But why stop with ONE room?...
[photos via]
And, of course, The Oubliette and The Moat.
Infomaniac now introduces The Tinfoil Room…
But why stop with ONE room?...
[photos via]
I like (excepting the toilet paper)! Very Christo-esque Mistress!
ReplyDeleteBYOTP...Bring Your Own Toilet Paper.
DeleteHI HO SILVER!
DeleteNow they can't read my thoughts & will never know where I hid the mayonnaise...
ReplyDeleteWhy do you need to hide your mayonnaise, Wally?
DeleteOf course we know you use it to keep your mangina shiny.
What? No tinfoil Japanese style uber toilet seat with warm air to help dry our our parts after we pee? That hair dryer is going to feel harsh.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: You want the Toto Washlet, with water spray feature for anal and genital washing, heated seat, retractable cleaning wand, warm water massage, warm air drying, and a built in automatic deodorizer. A digital thermostat and an automatic opening and closing toilet seat are additional features.
DeleteWhen they ask "You want me to wipe your ass for you, too?" I answer "Why, yes, yes I do." Only one of us is sincere.
DeleteExactly! And did you see that they even have locations where you can try one of those in person.
DeleteI'd dread to think what the tin foil kitchen looks like and one could get in a right muddle after basting a turkey - who knows what could be served up for dinner?
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I dread to think what you’re up to with that turkey baster, Miss Scarlet!
DeleteOnly lacking Augusten Burroughs' tinfoil-covered dog. Glam in an 'easy clean-up' kinda way!
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Why don’t you go into our Crafts Room and make a tinfoil hat for your dog?
DeleteWill the tin foil toilet come with it's very own tin foil sash like they have in hotels? I like the idea of having a hairdryer in the toilet for those of us who like to shit and blow. I also like the end of my toilet paper to be tucked into a triangle or an elaborate flourish.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: I’ll get the Houseboys onto that toilet paper request.
DeleteMaybe they could fold the tissue into swans like the hotel maids do with towels?
Static electricity can be a real bitch in a tin-foil house. That is why kabkuki had everything gold-plated. Tin is sooo pedestrian.
ReplyDeleteRumour has it at the trailer park that kabuki shits gold bricks.
DeleteMistress MJ pays no heed to their crude and idle gossip.
I LOVE IT
ReplyDeletejust a quick wipe with a damp cloth
and i'm off to the colonic shoppe!
(btw: i recently had the pleasure of experiencing that toto seat.)
Norma, you cannot mention the pleasure of your Toto experience without posting about it.
DeleteAnd one more thing…
Whilst I was researching tinfoil rooms (okay, perhaps I had some time on my hands)…I found references to covering everything with aluminum foil as part of the cleaning process before Passover.
Explain.
at passover, if you're really serious, there must be no trace of bread, chumitz and washing alone isn't enough. i suppose if one covers every possible surface with tin foil, the nastiness is hidden and problems are solved!
Deletei never saw anyone's kitchen entombed with alcoa.
as for my ass being mechanically cleansed.....i'll think on it,
NORMA: This shiksa thanks you for clarifying.
DeleteAs for your ass being mechanically cleansed, what’s to think about?
Your public awaits you!
We’re ready for your close-up!
Oh, goy!
DeleteMany years ago I had a now infamous Tinfoil Party (Tinfoil: It's Cheap! It's Easy! It's a Party!). Not only was the interior my house covered in tinfoil, the outfits people wore were quite amazing! Needless to say, a good time was had by all.
ReplyDeleteThom, if anyone can liven up a party with tinfoil it’s YOU!
DeleteAnd your slogan “Tinfoil: It's Cheap! It's Easy! It's a Party!” is genius.
Thanks, doll! Needless to say, we were all very amused and completely high.
DeleteI did cover one of my bedroom walls with tinfoil (we call it papier d'aluminium) to cover the then outdated wallpaper. I was too lazy to take it off and repaint. Must also tell I was but only 12 years old and tinfoil walls were very cool!!!
ReplyDeleteHUGGY JON: Leisure suits and perms for men were considered “very cool” at the time too, I’m sure.
DeleteLast year, I made a tin foil hat for Mr Beast.
ReplyDeleteMR. LAX: Your tinfoil hat looks like something to protect your willy from alien forces.
DeleteLike Thom (although almost assuredly with less elan, I too once tinfoiled an apartment. It looked a little like these photos, except that we also did the walls. The theme was "Hollywood on the Moon", and the sheets of tinfoil lining the long narrow corridor of our West Philadelphia apartment was a most pleasing thing.
ReplyDeleteI went as The Intergalactic Norma Shearer in one of Grandmother Muscato's 30s crepe bias-cuts, a silver turban, as much paste jewelry as I could find room for, and an elegant little silver raygun.
Miss Rheba came as Pippi Longstocking Goes to Saturn, with little planets on the end of each plait.
It was a memorable night.
I do wish I had received that invite! Jx
DeleteMUSCATO: Mistress MJ is baffled as to why she has never been invited to a tinfoil party.
DeleteObviously she is not part of the “in” crowd in which you and Thombeau so nimbly move.
As for JON wanting to attend your party, I’m certain he would have dressed as Uranus.
There honestly is a dude around here that bicycles everywhere, who has crafted himself a tinfoil HELMET...looks like about two full rolls smashed together, about three inches thick. Wears a knit toque stretched over it (I guess to look more normal?!?) Plus, he always has three copper pennies and three nickles scotch-taped to his forehead. We always get better reception when he's in town.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: Didn’t he get the memo that the mint is going to stop circulating pennies?
DeleteHis money will be useless to him soon.
At last, now the aliens will never find me again. Say so long to troublesome Anal Probes!
ReplyDeletePEENEE: Despite your waxing nostalgic on your blog recently for your fleeting youth, Mistress MJ predicts that your anal probe days are not over.
DeleteLet's just hope that they're not troublesome...or by aliens.
I'll have a Tin Man Suit available for hire next week if anyone has the urge to blend in with the furnishings.... But it seems like you bitches are all quite adept with a roll of tinfoil already
ReplyDeletePRINNY: You can send those striped stockings along and all!
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