We see here a pair of mature land sharks in their natural habitat, trolling the palapas, wearing the traditional festive nosewear which signals their availability to others. Although they have been known to take the occasional ice-cream vendor, these seasoned meat-eaters know that the most succulent flesh lingers beneath the pier.
PREMYAY!
ReplyDeleteThe livin' aint easy!
The LIVIN' ain't easy but Peenee and Norma ARE!
DeleteThe girls are positively covered from head to toe. Makes one wonder just how they got such luxurious full-body tans.
ReplyDeleteTanning beds!
DeleteAnd they wonder why everyone is vitamin D Deficient!
ReplyDeletePRINNY: So now we have rickets to add to Peenee and Norma’s growing list of maladies.
DeleteWe see here a pair of mature land sharks in their natural habitat, trolling the palapas, wearing the traditional festive nosewear which signals their availability to others. Although they have been known to take the occasional ice-cream vendor, these seasoned meat-eaters know that the most succulent flesh lingers beneath the pier.
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: *cue the Drifters*
Delete♫Under the Boardwalk♫
I didn't know Peenee and Norma were models for, The Far Side cartoons...
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: I believe there’s a book in the works.
Deletenote to self: never go outside without a bra ever. thanks, sugar! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: And never answer the door without a bra, ever.
DeleteThats the ONLY WAY to answer the door! Geeze! What are you thinking!
DeleteNATIONS: A treat for the Jehovah’s Witnesses, I’m sure!
DeleteSo this is what really happened to Thelma and Louise!
ReplyDeleteTHOM: Remember that scene where Thelma and Louise are about to drive off the cliff at The Grand Canyon?
DeleteThey’d never get that far TODAY.
dear, i need to sit down.
ReplyDeletethat mai-tai went to my head.
NORMA: And your Prunelax® chaser is about to go to the other end.
DeleteI'll join you over on the good bench as soon as I smack MJ.
DeleteMJ: i'm more of a colon blow kinda girl.
Deletepeenee, swat her good.
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DeleteCue sound effects!
DeletePEENEE smacks like a girl and NATIONS needs a link lesson.
DeleteNeed to get me a pair of sunnies.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: You can bejewel your kidney stones and use them as rhinestones on your sunnies.
Deletekabuki prays the two lovelies are coming over to my new digs to help unpack. kabuki has unpacked the pills, but needs help unpacking the booze
ReplyDeletedear, i never venture to the desert
Deletein the summer; gives me a rash.
I'll help unpack the booze!*hops up and down eagerly* I have a special holder for it. I call it 'a mouth'.
DeleteKABUKI: These vultures will drink you dry.
DeleteMistress MJ will personally install a vodka fountain in your home.
HA HA HA [hysterical laughing] The only Slip, Slop, Slap going on here is the sound of people frolicking in the puddles...
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SCARLET: You’ll need your “cuddled wellies.”
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