Are you familiar with One Foot In The Grave? Pauline the alcoholic, is Anette Crosby's (Margaret Meldrew) daughter, the likeness is uncanny, they even sound alike.
Make sure it's at the top of your list. I love One Foot In The Grave it's up there with The Golden Girls and Ab Fab. Benidorm is funny but OFITG is hilarious!Jacqueline from Benidorm is in it too.
gurl friend really needs to transfer to the closing shift where her abundant charms and boudoir-esque eyes can do some good.....low lighting, pounding music and many cocktails WILL assist this lovely.
Thankfully he hasn't yet accused you of sticking a root vegetable down your tights, as he has me.... I can only assume that he is going to expose your wondrous fruits in his next post. He will pay for this. Dearly. Sx
Benidorm is my favourite comedy show of the past few years! I want to drink with Lesley, I want to have Mateo, and I want to be Madge! (Or "Dirty Diana from Torreviega"!) Jx
Can I have a Pink Pussy served by the lovely Lesley on roller skates please?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: You can have all the Pink Pussy you want as it’s YOU who’s responsible for introducing me to Lesley and all the other cast members of Benidorm.
DeleteI’m on Season Four now as the hilarity continues.
Cape Cod, please.
ReplyDeleteMR. LAX: Why don’t I just fill the vodka fountain with cranberry juice mixer?
Deletewho's picking up the tab, sugar? you know i only drink top shelf liquor! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeletesince when does harold work a second shift?
ReplyDelete*sprays SAVANNAH and NORMA with the Tequila Gun*
DeleteAhhhhh! Is that a turd in the pool?
ReplyDeleteAre you familiar with One Foot In The Grave? Pauline the alcoholic, is Anette Crosby's (Margaret Meldrew) daughter, the likeness is uncanny, they even sound alike.
*Raises Pink Pussy* Here's to episode 6!
MITZI: A turd in the pool?
DeleteLet’s have a closer look.
“One Foot in the Grave?”
*adds to expanding list of Britcoms*
Pauline hasn’t popped up yet. I’m just about to view episode 3, Season Four.
I just ADORE Benidorm!
Make sure it's at the top of your list. I love One Foot In The Grave it's up there with The Golden Girls and Ab Fab. Benidorm is funny but OFITG is hilarious!Jacqueline from Benidorm is in it too.
DeleteOh, you moonlight as waitress?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Are you trying to be funny?
DeleteHave you forgotten you're GERMAN?
Shitt.
Deletegurl friend really needs to transfer to the closing shift where her abundant charms and boudoir-esque eyes can do some good.....low lighting, pounding music and many cocktails WILL assist this lovely.
ReplyDeleteTOPHER: Oh but then you wouldn’t be able to see her youthful, dewy complexion!
DeleteI'll 'ave an arf...
ReplyDeletePRINNY: Free arse with yer arf.
Deletegive kabuki something in a dirty glass and set it on fire
ReplyDeleteKabuki will have his regular then?
DeleteI want shots :-) Then a long Island Iced Tea, nibbles , more shots , spicey nuts , a Red Kawazaki , More Shots , nibbles of your choice etc etc etc
ReplyDeleteBEAST: You’re not getting anywhere NEAR my nibbles!
Deletep.s. Both Mr. DeVice and that fat cunt SID actually posted last week after a dog’s age.
And now Miss Scarlet says YOU did too?
p.s. Have you bathed at all this month?
I'm going to to need something stronger.... Mr Beastie has posted.
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Will I need to lie down in a darkened room if I read Mr. Beastie’s post?
DeleteThankfully he hasn't yet accused you of sticking a root vegetable down your tights, as he has me.... I can only assume that he is going to expose your wondrous fruits in his next post.
DeleteHe will pay for this. Dearly.
Sx
Oh, Miss Scarlet...you didn't stick a Mangelwurzel down your tights, did you?
DeleteI shall brace myself before I pop over to his blog later.
Rest assured, there is no room for anything other than a hot water bottle and the usual paraphernalia down my tights!
DeleteSx
But if the hot water bottle leaks it will short circuit your batteries!
DeleteI'll have whatever Lesley has been having for the past twenty years....
ReplyDeleteMake that a double...
I think Lesley's been having the pool boy, Wally.
DeleteWho knew Uncle Fester's tranny personality would have as bland a name as Lesley?
ReplyDeleteI'll have some non-alchoholic wine, please. And put some gin in it.
PEENEE: There’s nothing bland about Lesley’s Lady Gaga routine.
DeleteBenidorm is my favourite comedy show of the past few years! I want to drink with Lesley, I want to have Mateo, and I want to be Madge! (Or "Dirty Diana from Torreviega"!) Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: And I want to be Sticky Vicky!
DeleteJesus, Joseph. and Mary! Get me a gin and tonic right quick- with bromiade! After see that face, make it a double!
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Jesus, Joseph and Mary?
DeleteMake up your mind which one of our servers you want!
All three of course, I told you Im a greedy bitch!
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