WINNER of the Canada Day Competition!

Congratulations to THOMBEAU!

Thom is the winner of a prize package from Canada that includes "Look and Feel Canadian Instantly Breath Spray!"

Succumb to the fantasy, Thom!

Product description: “Deep down, we all envy those charming, simple people to our north. While we Americans spread out around the world getting in all sorts of trouble, those carefree Canadians just go about their happy lives -- trout fishing, snowshoeing, and chugging down maple syrup. If you've ever wondered what it actually feels like to be Canadian, here's an amazing opportunity. "Look and Feel Canadian Instantly Breath Spray" allows you to experience the essence of Canada firsthand! Just close your eyes and spray a little of this peppermint-flavored miracle into your mouth. In your mind, you'll see the snow capped mountains of Saskatchewan, you'll hear the rushing streams of Edmonton, you'll smell the pungent moose droppings of Manitoba. Of course, once you open your eyes, you'll be back in the U.S.A. But the lingering peppermint flavor will remind you of the time you were almost a Canadian. And for the rest of your life, you'll find plaid shirts just a little less annoying.”

Thom wins the Canada Day Competition for this concise verse in which he captured the very essence of our nation…

Oh Canada, eh?

Eh, Canada. Oh.

And kudos to runner-up Damien Oz for this gem…

Oh Canada,
Thank you for your furry beaver.
For hockey-lads and dental retrievers.
For red pubes and anal heavers.


Oh Canada,
Thank you for Mistress MJ.
For her plump but pliant vay-jay.
For her gentle but stern "hey hey!!".


Oh Canada,
Thank you for for the funny.
For humpy men who melt my honey.
For MJ - who spanks my bunny.


Oh Canada,
Happy Birthday for you and ya!
For Toronto and Vancouvah!
For lamabsting the Quebecois!!


Mazel Tov Canada.


Thanks, Thombeau and Damien!

And thanks to EVERYONE who participated in our Canada Day Competition!

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR WINNER THOMBEAU AND RUNNER-UP DAMIEN!

And now a brief verse from Mistress MJ…

Mistress MJ is proud to be Canadian
Twenty-four seven
Circadian!