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Categories of judging include the following:
Shapliest legs
Hairest legs
Most Creative Leg Coverings
Funniest Pose
Sexiest Legs (i.e. Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin')
I'll take the pale blue pair as they come with a hidden slot.
ReplyDeleteIdeal for games of "Hide the Sausage."
ReplyDeleteI will be taking my photograph within the next two hours... if all goes well it should be with you later... unless I drop the camera... and then there will be hell to pay. It is a risk.
ReplyDeleteSx
may i touch the strumpf? just a wee squeeze?
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: I will be taking my photograph within the next two hours... if all goes well it should be with you later... unless I drop the camera... and then there will be hell to pay. It is a risk.
ReplyDeleteWill you be dangling from a trapeze, Miss Scarlet?
NORMADESMOND: may i touch the strumpf? just a wee squeeze?
Go on then.
But for heaven’s sake, be discreet about it.
And gentle…it’s not a lemon.
I misread that as STUMPhosen. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteXL: I misread that as STUMPhosen. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI fear that Norma may have misinterpreted it as well.
That's it. I'm moving to the southern hemisphere.
ReplyDeleteI am a bit shy about exposing my strumpfhosen.
ReplyDeleteWith pipe and Reclam-booklet, the Deutschlehrer was content.
ReplyDeleteK9: That's it. I'm moving to the southern hemisphere.
ReplyDeleteNot until you show us your legs.
TB: I am a bit shy about exposing my strumpfhosen.
That’s not what they say in the back rooms.
MAGO: With pipe and Reclam-booklet, the Deutschlehrer was content.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Strumpfets...
ReplyDeleteLegs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin
ReplyDeleteCan we have a diagram please , as I have no idea what your talking about
WALLY: Strumpfets...
ReplyDeleteIs that what they’re calling you now?
BEAST: Legs you’d most like wrapped around your neck or legs you’d like to have kneeling in front of you or legs you’d like to kneel in front of...you know what I'm sayin
Can we have a diagram please, as I have no idea what your talking about
If you would bathe for a change, perhaps one day you’d find out for yourself.
I will try and get mine submitted!
ReplyDeleteIf I had some Strumpet hosen, many of my problems would disappear.
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: I will try and get mine submitted!
ReplyDeleteThe pressure is on.
STACIA: If I had some Strumpet hosen, many of my problems would disappear.
I’m guessing they’ll be chosen for Oprah’s Favorite Things.