Monday, January 24, 2011

When Infomaniac Bitches Meet

Earlier this month, after Miss Scarlet met and partied with Beast and Mr. Frobisher at Café C, we asked you…

Which bloggers have you met in person?

We now add two more bloggers to the list of INFOMANIAC BITCHES who’ve met up.

MISS ROSES & INEXPLICABLE DEVICE!


That’s right! They arranged to meet in a bar (it all sounds so shady.)

Since both of them live in the same city (Norwich, Norfolk, England) it was only a matter of time before they bumped into each other anyway. But clumsy Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) actually DID bump into her (nearly knocking her off her feet) following their arrangement to meet at Frank’s Bar…


After apologizing and dusting Miss Roses off, IVD and Roses enjoyed CAKE and conversation.

IVD bought her chocolates!!! Not just any chocolates but chocolates called “Boozy Combo!”

No, that is NOT jealousy you hear in my tone.

Miss Roses describes IVD as a “gorgeous, tall guy.”



She got that right. Note that his head doesn’t make doorway clearance.

But the compliments don’t stop there and I quote Miss Roses as saying…

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, he's hot.

Ahem.

This is one of those times when I wish our dearly departed Piggy (who also met IVD) was here to tear a strip off IVD and call him a "bony witch."

Wee Piggy (left) and Inexplicable DeVice (right) many moons ago

Anyway (Piggy’s favourite word), IVD and Miss Roses are now trying to convince CyberPete from Denmark to meet up with them some day.

Perhaps they’ll have a hot tub party!

Hot Tub Homo

You can read Miss Roses take on the meeting here and IVD’s tale here.

It’s an Infomaniac world, bitches!!!

15 comments:

  1. Norwich, home of the terrier?

    Oh Hai Boxer!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Isn't he totally fetch? And I love tall - my God how I love tall!

    But this is a tale of two - I say kudos for you both. Its nice to know that you two have met.

    Gives me hope - I'm looking forward to the 2012 First Annual Infomaniac Convention in Canada. Wouldn't that be a hoot!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Hai XL! Thanks for leaving "Firsty" to me tonight.

    ReplyDelete
  4. At first I tried the coy but you didn't invite me but then they seemed like they actually did want me to join them.

    They did come across a little desperate to be honest

    ReplyDelete
  5. Oh blimey... I would only come up to Mr Devine's ankles. I would need somebody mid-height with me if we were ever to meet, so that we wouldn't look silly.
    Or perhaps we would be okay if we stayed sitting down?
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  6. Mistress, you have every reason to be jealous of the chocolates. They are totally yummy.

    And before Beast asks again. No, IDV did not show me his warty wand. They tend to take a dim view of getting your wand out in public in Norwich. We're odd that way.

    Cyberpete, before you come East, I'm going to have to go shopping and hide all my comfy shoes.

    ReplyDelete
  7. BOXER: First,
    And he is hot!


    The sailors down at the dock seem to think so.

    But wait…have you seen his warty wand?

    XL: Norwich, home of the terrier?
    Oh Hai Boxer!


    In IVD’s case, Norwich is home to his Weimaraner.

    And a crow named Beaky.

    And IVD’s multiple personalities.

    COOKIE: Isn't he totally fetch? And I love tall - my God how I love tall!
    But this is a tale of two - I say kudos for you both. Its nice to know that you two have met.
    Gives me hope - I'm looking forward to the 2012 First Annual Infomaniac Convention in Canada. Wouldn't that be a hoot!


    Fetch? Or feltch?

    NORMADESMOND: mj, the shiddach maker.

    Call me Yenta.

    Try my Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

    BOXER: Hai XL! Thanks for leaving "Firsty" to me tonight.

    Shocking, isn’t it?

    CYBERPOOF: At first I tried the coy but you didn't invite me but then they seemed like they actually did want me to join them.
    They did come across a little desperate to be honest


    BYOV…Bring your own vodka.

    You don’t stand a chance of getting any with Miss Roses around.

    SCARLET: Oh blimey... I would only come up to Mr Devine's ankles. I would need somebody mid-height with me if we were ever to meet, so that we wouldn't look silly.
    Or perhaps we would be okay if we stayed sitting down?


    I would just make him lie at your feet, Miss Scarlet.

    ROSES: Mistress, you have every reason to be jealous of the chocolates. They are totally yummy.
    And before Beast asks again. No, IDV did not show me his warty wand. They tend to take a dim view of getting your wand out in public in Norwich. We're odd that way.
    Cyberpete, before you come East, I'm going to have to go shopping and hide all my comfy shoes.


    Do you mean this warty wand?

    By the way, Miss Roses, what DID you wear?

    We all know IVD wore his “I Love Witches” t-shirt.

    Was he wearing trousers as well?

    Or just the shirt?

    ReplyDelete
  8. The inexplicable one looks...what? Six foot six?

    That means I'd have to kneel on a box.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Six foot five actually, Kapi!

    I hope I haven't disappointed you now?

    ReplyDelete
  10. Absolutely not. That's quite long enough.

    ReplyDelete
  11. KAPI & IVD: Usually this is where Mistress MJ would step in to say, “Infomaniac is not a dating service” but I’m curious to see how far this conversation will go.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Oh that is a sweet photo of Roses and IDV! So he's clearly the tallest of the group and the least likely to win the limbo contest on the Infomaniac Cruise this year.

    ReplyDelete
  13. HAYWARD: Oh that is a sweet photo of Roses and IDV! So he's clearly the tallest of the group and the least likely to win the limbo contest on the Infomaniac Cruise this year.

    However, he’s most likely to win the most flexible contest. …Yes, that’s IVD’s hand in the photo.

    ReplyDelete