It means a month of dreaded Christmas Carols, on the flip side: fairy lights, pressies, office parties, pyjammas, drunken roasted duck, Sharpe dvds...good times.
No doub't the Empress will have me enacting the Nativity Scene solo again on the front lawn to entertain the neighbours on Christmas eve. So many costume changes. I hate the way she hangs over the fence telling them all that i was her imaculate conception...but even more so when I have to lay naked in a crib with cut out angels hung on sticks flapping in the breeze...
December: The month of intensely crap music played in the shops, deeply annoying cheery adverts, and distant family members pretending to put up with each other.
It means the phone shall be ringing from people inviting me to join them at their home for endless parlour games and frivolity, well they can fuckoff cause I'm not answering!
My cousin owned a large apartment building - each Christmas Eve, I would go over to his place & we would sing Nigerian Christmas carols together, then we would go door-to-door throughout the apartment complex, delivering eviction notices to all the tenants.
What does December mean to me? Rebirth. Come December 20th and then the days start - slowly- getting longer. And since I believe that Ground Hog Day is the FIRST day of spring, by the 31st of the month, we are only a month away from the hoisting of the ground hog!
PRINCESS: No doub't the Empress will have me enacting the Nativity Scene solo again on the front lawn to entertain the neighbours on Christmas eve. So many costume changes. I hate the way she hangs over the fence telling them all that i was her imaculate conception...but even more so when I have to lay naked in a crib with cut out angels hung on sticks flapping in the breeze...
See XL’s question to you.
KAPI: December: The month of intensely crap music played in the shops, deeply annoying cheery adverts, and distant family members pretending to put up with each other.
The music started weeks ago and they can all feck off with it as far as I’m concerned.
I say wait until the last week and then let it blast the speakers for all I care.
Ahhh, that feels better.
MITZI: It means the phone shall be ringing from people inviting me to join them at their home for endless parlour games and frivolity, well they can fuckoff cause I'm not answering!
I suppose this means you’re cancelling our evening of charades?
ROXY: My cousin owned a large apartment building - each Christmas Eve, I would go over to his place & we would sing Nigerian Christmas carols together, then we would go door-to-door throughout the apartment complex, delivering eviction notices to all the tenants.
You’re the very spirit of Christmas.
COOKIE: What does December mean to me? Rebirth. Come December 20th and then the days start - slowly- getting longer. And since I believe that Ground Hog Day is the FIRST day of spring, by the 31st of the month, we are only a month away from the hoisting of the ground hog!
IVD: December means Bah humbuggery and uber-stress. Gods I hate this stupid month. Januray, too. I think I'd like January if it actually was spelled 'Januray'...
But the winter solstice is in December.
Aren’t you arranging for a special celebration amongst the new Coven members?
Doesn’t the Horned God appear to us at this time?
Am I festooned in holly and mistletoe for nothing?
CYBERPOOF: OH I think you got my email. You didn't get that wonderful email that you replied to the other day?
THAT was my card?
I thought you were just clearing out your filthy photo folders.
I wasn't going to mention that re enactment, it is far too painful... But as you have... XL... Have you tried growing a new foreskin every year?...Replacement therapy is hell!!
RANDOM CHICK: It means that I'm going to have to deal with my family. So I will be gaining a lot of weight...and rarely be sober.
THIS is NEWS?!
PRINCESS: I wasn't going to mention that re enactment, it is far too painful... But as you have... XL... Have you tried growing a new foreskin every year?...Replacement therapy is hell!!
Goodness! I’ll leave this one to XL.
CYBERPOOF: No no, it was a genuine season's greetings. I may come up with a better one later. Ps. I don't have a filth folder
It means, to me, the time for decorating, reveling in the family atmosphere, being with ones I love, and cooking sinful food for weeks upon weeks without guilt.
MANDA: It means, to me, the time for decorating, reveling in the family atmosphere, being with ones I love, and cooking sinful food for weeks upon weeks without guilt.
It means back to back xmas dinners and parties at Cafe C . We had the first one last Friday.I hate turkey already :-(
ReplyDeleteAren't you going with the traditional Kipper Surprise this year?
ReplyDeleteIt means I'm so late with my Christmas preparations.
ReplyDeleteI did send out my first seasons greetings email though. That was a huge success for me though.
it means a birthday.
ReplyDeleteit means almost a year of being crazy-free.
it means i've not seen some peeps in a very long time.
CYBERPOOF: I don't see anything in my inbox.
ReplyDeleteKEVIN: I can't find your birthday on the Infomaniac Birthday List.
If you want cake you're going to have to let us know.
It means five Filthy Fridays this year!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, DOES it?
ReplyDelete*madly starts rifling through photo folders...and Beast's drawers*
It means a month of dreaded Christmas Carols, on the flip side: fairy lights, pressies, office parties, pyjammas, drunken roasted duck, Sharpe dvds...good times.
ReplyDeleteBring it!
I'm putting fairy lights on my faeries.
ReplyDeleteCyberPete, hold still!
PS: And fruitcake!
ReplyDeleteNo, XL, hold the fruitcake. Bleugh.
ReplyDeleteBut Roses, it's got R ... U ... M.
ReplyDeletethe annual countdown to my birthday!!!!!! yeah for me! xoxoxoxox
ReplyDeleteHANUKKAH !!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper whilst spinning Dreidel with one hand***
XL & ROSES: Did someone mention cake?
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: the annual countdown to my birthday!!!!!! yeah for me!
Yay for the double celebration that is New Year’s Eve and Savannah’s birthday!
DAMIEN: HANUKKAH !!!!!!!!!!!
***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper whilst spinning Dreidel with one hand***
Happy Hanukkah, Damien.
Hanukkah cakes for everyone!
No doub't the Empress will have me enacting the Nativity Scene solo again on the front lawn to entertain the neighbours on Christmas eve. So many costume changes. I hate the way she hangs over the fence telling them all that i was her imaculate conception...but even more so when I have to lay naked in a crib with cut out angels hung on sticks flapping in the breeze...
ReplyDeletePrincess, is there also a Brit Milah re-enactment eight days later?
ReplyDeleteDecember: The month of intensely crap music played in the shops, deeply annoying cheery adverts, and distant family members pretending to put up with each other.
ReplyDeleteIt means Adventskalender" Day One.
ReplyDeleteIt means the phone shall be ringing from people inviting me to join them at their home for endless parlour games and frivolity, well they can fuckoff cause I'm not answering!
ReplyDeleteMy cousin owned a large apartment building - each Christmas Eve, I would go over to his place & we would sing Nigerian Christmas carols together, then we would go door-to-door throughout the apartment complex, delivering eviction notices to all the tenants.
ReplyDeleteWhat does December mean to me? Rebirth. Come December 20th and then the days start - slowly- getting longer. And since I believe that Ground Hog Day is the FIRST day of spring, by the 31st of the month, we are only a month away from the hoisting of the ground hog!
ReplyDeletei think it means i'm gonna change my name to clara and prepare for the depression.
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: No doub't the Empress will have me enacting the Nativity Scene solo again on the front lawn to entertain the neighbours on Christmas eve. So many costume changes. I hate the way she hangs over the fence telling them all that i was her imaculate conception...but even more so when I have to lay naked in a crib with cut out angels hung on sticks flapping in the breeze...
ReplyDeleteSee XL’s question to you.
KAPI: December: The month of intensely crap music played in the shops, deeply annoying cheery adverts, and distant family members pretending to put up with each other.
The music started weeks ago and they can all feck off with it as far as I’m concerned.
I say wait until the last week and then let it blast the speakers for all I care.
Ahhh, that feels better.
MITZI: It means the phone shall be ringing from people inviting me to join them at their home for endless parlour games and frivolity, well they can fuckoff cause I'm not answering!
I suppose this means you’re cancelling our evening of charades?
ROXY: My cousin owned a large apartment building - each Christmas Eve, I would go over to his place & we would sing Nigerian Christmas carols together, then we would go door-to-door throughout the apartment complex, delivering eviction notices to all the tenants.
You’re the very spirit of Christmas.
COOKIE: What does December mean to me? Rebirth. Come December 20th and then the days start - slowly- getting longer. And since I believe that Ground Hog Day is the FIRST day of spring, by the 31st of the month, we are only a month away from the hoisting of the ground hog!
We Canucks call him Wiarton Willie.
NORMADESMOND: i think it means i'm gonna change my name to clara and prepare for the depression.
Just make sure you don’t wear this hat!
December means Bah humbuggery and uber-stress.
ReplyDeleteGods I hate this stupid month. Januray, too.
I think I'd like January if it actually was spelled 'Januray'...
ReplyDeleteOH I think you got my email.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't get that wonderful email that you replied to the other day?
IVD: December means Bah humbuggery and uber-stress.
ReplyDeleteGods I hate this stupid month. Januray, too.
I think I'd like January if it actually was spelled 'Januray'...
But the winter solstice is in December.
Aren’t you arranging for a special celebration amongst the new Coven members?
Doesn’t the Horned God appear to us at this time?
Am I festooned in holly and mistletoe for nothing?
CYBERPOOF: OH I think you got my email.
You didn't get that wonderful email that you replied to the other day?
THAT was my card?
I thought you were just clearing out your filthy photo folders.
It means that I'm going to have to deal with my family. So I will be gaining a lot of weight...and rarely be sober.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to mention that re enactment, it is far too painful... But as you have... XL...
ReplyDeleteHave you tried growing a new foreskin every year?...Replacement therapy is hell!!
No no, it was a genuine season's greetings. I may come up with a better one later.
ReplyDeletePs. I don't have a filth folder
RANDOM CHICK: It means that I'm going to have to deal with my family. So I will be gaining a lot of weight...and rarely be sober.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is NEWS?!
PRINCESS: I wasn't going to mention that re enactment, it is far too painful... But as you have... XL...
Have you tried growing a new foreskin every year?...Replacement therapy is hell!!
Goodness! I’ll leave this one to XL.
CYBERPOOF: No no, it was a genuine season's greetings. I may come up with a better one later.
Ps. I don't have a filth folder
No filth folder?
You could have fooled me.
"I’ll leave this one to XL"
ReplyDeleteTugging
Do you tie the "Genital Integrity" ribbon around your wenis?
ReplyDeleteIt means, to me, the time for decorating, reveling in the family atmosphere, being with ones I love, and cooking sinful food for weeks upon weeks without guilt.
ReplyDeleteit means i fall supplicate upon the floor & pray desperately for january second.....
ReplyDeleteour favorite day of the year
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MANDA: It means, to me, the time for decorating, reveling in the family atmosphere, being with ones I love, and cooking sinful food for weeks upon weeks without guilt.
ReplyDeleteHave you been to our Plaid Room?
It could do with some decorating.
WALLY: it means i fall supplicate upon the floor & pray desperately for january second.....
our favorite day of the year
Is January 2nd your birthday?
Or are you giddy in reverence and celebration of the birth anniversary of Saint Theresa of Lisieux?