I've been busy at the Movies, meditating,Finding out what flower I am and Blowing Bubbles at bathtime. Oh.. And trying to keep my feet dry wondering if it will ever stop raining here....
OK, so that wasn't mine - I think someone witty said something along those lines when you last disappeared. I just wanted to be first with it this time. Which I am, so: Yay! First!
Anyway, as to what I've been up to: Not eating children and having a dream suitable for 'Petra.
I have been churning out the first of the xmas party meals for Dorchester Prison Guards Party while you have been cavorting with the french and humming Celine Dion tunes . I have not blogged yet
I've been blogging about MJ's secret life of depravity. No, not the public life of depravity we all know about - that's just a front. I've been delving into the secrets and highs that only the truly debauched can even dream of.
How, when starting to clean out my mothers home, I did not (thankfully) find any personal "appliances" or the like. My mother was lady. Or she threw them out in advance.
I sat in on drums for a nightclub band after their drummer collapsed right before his solo - I finished the solo, the drummer died, and I got the standing ovation. Life continues to be good.
Ich bin ein Berliner!
ReplyDelete...president Kennedy? Donuts? Huh?
ReplyDeleteAs for me? Jack Shit.
I've been busy at the Movies, meditating,Finding out what flower I am and Blowing Bubbles at bathtime. Oh.. And trying to keep my feet dry wondering if it will ever stop raining here....
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL... Ms Nations...
*looks up "archive" for Ms Nations last post*
securing nylons to a garter belt is tough work. maybe you should lie down...with your nyloned legs up.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely nothing! However, you were missed. Hope you had a great weekend and don't forget to relax!
ReplyDeletei don't really know.
ReplyDeletehuh.
I spilled the beans on what my perfect man is like.
ReplyDeleteActually I just posted about my new tattoos, and my sourdough starter which is named Doug or something.
ReplyDeleteoh hai Princess!
|Why MJ, have you been away?
ReplyDeleteOK, so that wasn't mine - I think someone witty said something along those lines when you last disappeared. I just wanted to be first with it this time. Which I am, so: Yay! First!
Anyway, as to what I've been up to: Not eating children and having a dream suitable for 'Petra.
I have been churning out the first of the xmas party meals for Dorchester Prison Guards Party while you have been cavorting with the french and humming Celine Dion tunes . I have not blogged yet
ReplyDeleteI've been whinging and drinking. No change there then.
ReplyDeleteI've been blogging about MJ's secret life of depravity. No, not the public life of depravity we all know about - that's just a front. I've been delving into the secrets and highs that only the truly debauched can even dream of.
ReplyDelete........my penis............
ReplyDelete***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***
I have stalled on a pencil.
ReplyDeleteBut John Lewis and the puppy fiasco is whirring in my head...
Sx
Pfft. Nothing. I have no time to do anything worthwhile. My desk is a mess and... wait, this isn't the venting thread, is it?
ReplyDeleteI spent my time at the desk reading and in Detroit.
ReplyDeleteHow, when starting to clean out my mothers home, I did not (thankfully) find any personal "appliances" or the like. My mother was lady. Or she threw them out in advance.
ReplyDeletei posted pictures of other people doing stuff. xoxox
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Mistress MJ will begin making the rounds now…starting with a peek at Damien’s wenis.
ReplyDeleteThe decline of Western Civilization regarding cake farts.
ReplyDeleteI sat in on drums for a nightclub band after their drummer collapsed right before his solo - I finished the solo, the drummer died, and I got the standing ovation. Life continues to be good.
ReplyDeleteHand relief and slappers in the snow the usual bag of shite. Oh and a beautiful new header of Hilda Ogden enjoying a fag.
ReplyDeletelet me see...
ReplyDeletei blogged about....
drinking, smoking, dick and death....
I buried my Thanksgiving pumpkin centerpieces at sea.
ReplyDeleteSo, you know, just the usual stuff.