Do you have one of those legendary electric paddles? Ordinary paddles just don’t do it for me anymore. This cane you speak of is it reed or bamboo? And when you say whip? Does it incorporate bits of glass?
Yes, but I bet the Whipmaster hasn't had lessons from Mr Whippy. I have, so I know what I'm doing. Especially with a cone and a cadbury's flake... Anyhow, Mr Pirate, reed or cane - I am talented with either and you will be pleased to read that I have dispensed with paddles in favour or oars [battery operated and fully swivelling]. As for the whip - I'm originally from the Thames corridor, an area where razor blades are sewn into/onto just about anything really, for an extra zing. I hope this helps. Sx
Back where I'm from (Marion, Ohio) it was called a "lickin'" by my cousins. Their father would literally bring out "the strap" if anyone acted up or out. He tried that on me once; my mother told him that if he touched me again that she would "take him down" My rump remains untouched to this day!
1st in line to be serviced by Miss Scarlet as Official Spanker!
ReplyDeleteI get the second lick!
ReplyDeleteThank you Sir, may I have another?
ReplyDeletePreferences please, gentleman. Cane or whip? Or just the thwack of my dainty little hand?
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If the poor lass gets too tired there's always whipmaster Crack to jump in.
ReplyDeleteDo you have one of those legendary electric paddles? Ordinary paddles just don’t do it for me anymore. This cane you speak of is it reed or bamboo? And when you say whip? Does it incorporate bits of glass?
ReplyDeleteI demand and insist that NO Ian Dury songs are played on or between the sessions!
ReplyDeleteYes, but I bet the Whipmaster hasn't had lessons from Mr Whippy. I have, so I know what I'm doing. Especially with a cone and a cadbury's flake...
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, Mr Pirate, reed or cane - I am talented with either and you will be pleased to read that I have dispensed with paddles in favour or oars [battery operated and fully swivelling]. As for the whip - I'm originally from the Thames corridor, an area where razor blades are sewn into/onto just about anything really, for an extra zing.
I hope this helps.
Sx
oooooh I've been very naughty! I think I need a spanking tee hee hee
ReplyDeleteBack where I'm from (Marion, Ohio) it was called a "lickin'" by my cousins. Their father would literally bring out "the strap" if anyone acted up or out. He tried that on me once; my mother told him that if he touched me again that she would "take him down" My rump remains untouched to this day!
ReplyDeletenote to self: wear your glasses when reading MJ. i read the title as SPEAKING ranch! xoxoxoxoxoxo
ReplyDelete(i have airplane ass, so i'll pass on a spanking)
I'd love to join you, but I do all my own spanking. In fact...excuse me.
ReplyDeleteScarlet's gonna be a busy girl. Can I come over with my carpet beater and help out?
ReplyDeleteMiss Scarlet, dainty little hand, please ... with rubber gloves, obv.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the policy regarding monkeys?
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