Pissing Contest – Voting Day

Mistress MJ has selected her six favourite entries to the Pissing Contest.

Now YOU be the judge.

Who amongst the following bitches should win a copy of What’s My Pee Telling Me?

Select your favourite! …



I need this book cos I need to know how to pee in a bush without getting my tights wet.
- Miss Scarlet



Mother's Day is just around the corner. I need this book.
- Michael Guy


I think I desperatly need this book . The other day Mr C told me it would be really really funny if I pee'd in a plastic bag and threw it at Frobisher while he was walking to work. Strangly Frobisher failed to see the funny side , so I obviously have a lot to learn about pee
- Beast



Because i'd place it right next to my autographed copy of, "what my piss told normadesmond" by virginia graham, as told to i.p. daily
- Normadesmond



I need this book because I NEVER have time to pee. I'm too damn busy. My bladder is upset with me and may be on strike. I constantly feel like my teeth are floating and probably have some kind of kidney disease. So you see, I really need this book. Perhaps, I also need to sit in on the meeting those nice ladies are having in that photo?
- Random Chick



Why? because it would complete my set. there couldn't be another in the series could there.....one shouldn't think too much about that
- Manuel (who previously won a copy of What’s Your Poo Telling You?)



Choose only one!