We have so many biographies for our upcoming Men of Infomaniac post that we’ve decided to place all the men into groups.
The men will be divided into four groups according to the year they joined Infomaniac:
2006
2007
2008
2009
Note: We know which year each of you joined so you don’t have to strain yourselves trying to remember.
Bitches, we need your help to name these groups.
We’ve come up with a few secret-society-type names (below) but we know that you can do better …
International Manwhore Brotherhood
Benevolent Order of the Giant Underpants Lodge
Fellowship of the Rosy Starfish
Loyal Order of the Cocktail Lounge
The Knights Who Say "Yay! First!"
The Grand Poo-Bahs
The Big Cheeses
Holy Order of Filth Mongers
Sons of the Syphilitic
The Hermetic Brotherhood of Bitches
The League of Biggus Dickusses
Men in Tights
Suggestions welcome.
[looks around]
ReplyDeleteWhere's Boxer?
Oh, OK. SECOND!
Cupcakes!
ReplyDelete2009 - The Obsidian Order of Open Mouthed Cocksuckers.
ReplyDeleteI'm a member of The Organisation That's So Secret It Doesn't Even Have A Name.
ReplyDeleteActually I might not be - it's so secret it doesn't even tell its members they're members.
Confused
ReplyDeleteRreaders
Of
Canadian
Stuff
I have no idea, I'm completely blank. Not that that's a surprise to anyone.
ReplyDelete1. The Inadvisable Hermaphrodites of Illusionary Writings
ReplyDelete2. The Remedial Summoners of Alchemical Suppositories
3. The Communicants of Induced Constipation
4. The Brotherhood of Spanking Bedlamites
5. The Enchanters of the Cowlicks Mouthwash
6. The Cosmic Chanters of Bad Hair Day
7. The Divine Incantators of the Vaseline Angel
8. The Luminous Enchanters of the Sausage Elemental
9. The Global Organisation of Induced Anal-Retentiveness
1. The No Piggy Club.
ReplyDelete2. Red Rosebud Squadron.
3. The Priesthood of Purloined Perversedness.
4. The "That's not really IDV in that video" club. Not forgetting it's sister club: The "We all know IDV doesn't have a warty wand" club.
5. The Witches of Eastdick.
Band of Bell Ends has a ring to it!
ReplyDeleteThe Grand Poo-Bahs reminds me of Happy Days. Wasn't Mr Cunningham one of those?
ReplyDeleteThe Venerable Order Of Arse-Wipes.
The Veritable Fruitbowl - although there's only one member.
ReplyDeleteSx
The Worshipful Society of Cunts That Avoid Cunts.
ReplyDelete*kicks IDV in his*
The Fellowship of the Debators, Fellators, and Masturbators.
ReplyDeleteThe Brotherhood of the Hand down the Pants.
The Deniers
ReplyDelete(in re IDV)
Les Horniers
Dominatricis pueri oblati
Childless Mothers
Sacksucking filthfuckers
Filthfucking sacksuckers
Gottverdammte Schwuchtelbande
Perverts United
If asked, I'd vote for xl's CROCS!
The bum-bum sisterhood?
ReplyDeleteI'd also vote for XL's CROCS and CupCAKES.
ReplyDeleteHow about the Celine Dion Appreciation Society? That'd have to be secret.
Sx
Can I go to the plaid room now?
Damn you Ms Scarlet, you've stolen my idea about the Celine Dion Appreciation Society.
ReplyDeleteAs I'm bored with the Plaid Room, I'm going to see if Ginro is still in the Oubillete.
Hurry up!
ReplyDelete****drums fingers***
Beast's got a fucking cheek in telling anyone else to hurry up!
ReplyDeleteAnd is is Bernard Mathews Turkey Finger Drummers he's drumming? The clients at Cafe C will be most displeased that the poshest stuff from the menu is being abused!
BEAST: As Piggy said, you have a cheek to tell anyone to hurry up when every second word you use in your posts is “busy” and when you even entitle your posts “BUSY.”
ReplyDeleteWell as a matter of fact, I AM busy and I don’t see you making any contribution to today’s post anyway.
And I hope you read Miss Scarlet’s first comment about the fruitbowl.
*huffs off*
BITCHES: Excuse my outburst but these things need to be said.
Apologies for not joining you today but things are really piling up around here what with the houseboys taking the weekend off, the new assistant demanding bananas….which I can’t supply because BEAST has been too BUSY stuffing them up his backside!
I haven’t even had time to work on the Men of Infomaniac post nor come round to visit your blogs.
Anyway, at this rate I won’t be posting anything tomorrow. Blame BEAST. I do.
Oh, and thank you for your suggestions. Much appreciated...except for the bits about Celine Dion. Make her go away.
The choc hole fingerers?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai XL! I'm down here. I was bizzy finishing my new video and had to stay away from MJ's, because otherwise I'd end up drunkee (or worse.)
ReplyDeleteI vote for: "The Knights Who Say "Yay! First!"
but that's gender biased so maybe we should stick with CROCS.
And what's this about your PM calling some people 'unwiped bottoms', lol.
ReplyDelete*returns briefly to Febreeze area BEAST was sitting*
ReplyDelete*Takes Celine Dion away and tiptoes out*
ReplyDeleteSx
The Fabreeze area where Beast was sitting? I'd suggest bleach, not Fabreeze.
ReplyDelete*returns briefly with fumigators*
ReplyDelete*Tiptoes around*
ReplyDeleteCRASH! BANG! WALLOP!
Ooops, sorry. Knocked into the drinks cabinet there.
*Tiptoes around*
SMASH! TINKLE! CRASHBANG! BAM!
Opps, sorry again. Slipped up on the bearskin rug.
[fluffs new assistant's pillow]
ReplyDelete[fluffs Mistress MJ's pillows]
[makes banana daiquiris for both]