BITCHES: Apologies for my late entrance but I couldn’t get past the new “security gate” that’s been installed on Infomaniac’s portals.
The staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys and The Infomaniac Dancers) feel that XL may have hit the nail on the head with his comment, Obviously it was the giant underpants that prompted the content warning and spurred someone with too much time on their hands to mutter, as Garfer said, ”Down with this kind of thing I say.”
Surely it couldn’t have been the Homosexual Train that offended someone!
Regardless of who blew the whistle on us or why, we ask that you stay on board and, as Eroswings exclaimed, Ride that choo choo!
*dusts off shunted passenger Frobisher and gets back on track*
Y’all (a term used for the benefit of Savannah) are just going to have to get used to double-clicking to get in here. Click, Bitches, click!
All aboard! Next stop: Slack Bottom, Yorkshire…home to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs, Tazzy and Piggy!
Hey did you know that Blogger has you tagged as "questionable content?" I've never seen that warning before when I go to your blog...I hope they don't delete you!!! Those f*ckers!
Aha, the moral majority finally arrived in this filth invested hole of the web, to protect Franconians (and maybe other people too) from the contents of this ... well ... "blog" (where's the soap?). Maybe i is useful to ad some buzzwords ... and finally the Mounties will kick in the door of Infomaniac-Central, men in red uniforms - on horses with nappies ... this will put The Infomaniac into the news and MJ in the centerfold ...
I am sure he did not - maybe he has worms ... But who cares for this old maggot when MJ is the real deal? Be warned - courtesy of blogger. Anything you post on FF will help, just carry on. Or do I sense a moment of shakiness at The Infomaniac? Bollix rides again, isn't he here? His manly fists could be helpful, for whatever ...
I feel for you MJ - no matter where - this "warning" builds pressure up here, there are standards to be undershot no regular is even aware of ... maybe some religious symbolism could help?
Maybe it's just me, but I thought a train consisted of more than two people, and not face to face. I may have to check the illustrations because I'm obviously confused.
Have so.... I've been through a lot of the archives and seen all the arses you've posted here, as well as moobs.
Like I said, it doesn't hurt quite so much if I squint. I used to be able to just take my glasses off, but I had laser surgery on my eyes, so can't do that anymore.
First bitches!
ReplyDeleteVery fitting but we don't have designated trains for us homosexuals.
ReplyDeleteI wish we did, and busses too.
Third?
ReplyDeleteSx
Lee Hunt, btw, is the formidable brother of Mike Hunt.
ReplyDeleteSx
I have to get a train to London on Saturday , I didnt realise there was a dress code
ReplyDeleteAnd now MJ joins the great unwashed with a blog content warning :)
ReplyDeleteOh, you've got a content warning, you filthy mare.
ReplyDeleteAbout time to. Down with this kind of thing I say.
I'd imagine the caboose to be the most popular compartment! They're blowing more than whistles on this train!
ReplyDeleteRide that choo choo! Woo Woo!
(WARNING: The fabulous dancing might be too much for some viewers)
are you serving biscuits and tea?
ReplyDeletecontent warning? has something changed? who decides these things? i demand to know, sugar! xoxox
ReplyDeleteNice job on the gatekeeper, Mistress! A toast to you and your off-color-ness!
ReplyDelete"Some readers of this blog have contacted Google because they believe this blog's content is objectionable."
ReplyDeleteYou racist, homophobic, sexist, pornographic blogger, MJ!
All aboard!
ReplyDeleteoh dear, I appear to have been shunted into the sideings.
*laughs at the content warning*
ReplyDeleteAbout fucking time they sussed you out, you dirty cunt.
Obviously it was the giant underpants that prompted the content warning.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Apologies for my late entrance but I couldn’t get past the new “security gate” that’s been installed on Infomaniac’s portals.
ReplyDeleteThe staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys and The Infomaniac Dancers) feel that XL may have hit the nail on the head with his comment, Obviously it was the giant underpants that prompted the content warning and spurred someone with too much time on their hands to mutter, as Garfer said, ”Down with this kind of thing I say.”
Surely it couldn’t have been the Homosexual Train that offended someone!
Regardless of who blew the whistle on us or why, we ask that you stay on board and, as Eroswings exclaimed, Ride that choo choo!
*dusts off shunted passenger Frobisher and gets back on track*
Y’all (a term used for the benefit of Savannah) are just going to have to get used to double-clicking to get in here. Click, Bitches, click!
All aboard! Next stop: Slack Bottom, Yorkshire…home to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs, Tazzy and Piggy!
Well, thank God it's photo illustrated....
ReplyDeleteI like your blog with the content warning--it just feels even naughtier!
ReplyDeleteIt didn't warn me this time!
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Homosexual Train... isn't that a Cat Stevens song?
ReplyDeleteOoooh I got the content warning
ReplyDeleteHow exciting
***scrabbles in wardrobe for dirty mack***
FILTHY MACK-WEARING PERVERT BITCHES: Whatever shall we post for our first “Content Warning” Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteSuggestions welcome.
Hey did you know that Blogger has you tagged as "questionable content?" I've never seen that warning before when I go to your blog...I hope they don't delete you!!! Those f*ckers!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I'll hop aboard the homo train.
"Questionable content??"
ReplyDelete*sniggers*
*sniggers again*
gay midgets (or is that little people?) or something filthy like that.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the content warning.
ReplyDeleteIt couldn't happen to a nicer person.
XXX
i swear, sugarpie, it's not as if y'all have changed or anything. what bug flew up somebody's ass???
ReplyDeletexoxox
(lordy, but them some skinny boys, darlin!)
The content warning has dissapeared again
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I'm a little sad my blog doesn't warrant the warning (which is back.)
ReplyDeleteCongrats, I say!! I can't WAIT for Filthy Friday.
and if YOUR blog gets a warning, I'm thinking.... have they check out Old K?
ReplyDeleteAha, the moral majority finally arrived in this filth invested hole of the web, to protect Franconians (and maybe other people too) from the contents of this ... well ... "blog" (where's the soap?). Maybe i is useful to ad some buzzwords ... and finally the Mounties will kick in the door of Infomaniac-Central, men in red uniforms - on horses with nappies ... this will put The Infomaniac into the news and MJ in the centerfold ...
ReplyDeleteBy the way I can not access Old K's blog, maybe he selfdestroyed ...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Could we get a little peace and quiet here while we ponder my first Content Warning Filthy Friday?
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ does not pull these ideas and images out of a hat, you know.
Note to Mago: Old Knudsen's blog works fine for me. He's probably blocked Franconians.
OH MY GOD THIS BLOG HAS BEEN FLAGGED FOR OBJECTIONABLE CONTENT??????????
ReplyDelete*falls off homosexual train in a dead faint*
*is snagged by the novelty 'cowcatcher'*
I am sure he did not - maybe he has worms ...
ReplyDeleteBut who cares for this old maggot when MJ is the real deal? Be warned - courtesy of blogger.
Anything you post on FF will help, just carry on. Or do I sense a moment of shakiness at The Infomaniac?
Bollix rides again, isn't he here? His manly fists could be helpful, for whatever ...
NATIONS: Yes, thank you, I think we are all aware of the fact now.
ReplyDeleteCould we just carry on?
*dances Loco-Motion over Nations' body*
MAGO: Do not speak ill of Old Knudsen for he is the Timelord and the World’s Greatest Blogger.
knudsens gonna be raging.....he'll want a warning now too......
ReplyDeletechoo fucking chooooo
I feel for you MJ - no matter where - this "warning" builds pressure up here, there are standards to be undershot no regular is even aware of ... maybe some religious symbolism could help?
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: You'd better choo choo chaboogie out of here before Knudsen arrives.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: You may have a religious experience massaging my feet.
I find nothing objectionable here....
ReplyDeleteWell, sometimes the photos are a little hard on the eyes, but if I squint, it doesn't hurt as much.
PONITA: Nothing objectionable?
ReplyDeleteYou've never seen Piggy's arse before, have you?
Maybe it's just me, but I thought a train consisted of more than two people, and not face to face. I may have to check the illustrations because I'm obviously confused.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Damn commie fuckers
HOODCHICK: If you are familiar with trains, you will recognize this as part of the coupling process.
ReplyDeleteHave so.... I've been through a lot of the archives and seen all the arses you've posted here, as well as moobs.
ReplyDeleteLike I said, it doesn't hurt quite so much if I squint. I used to be able to just take my glasses off, but I had laser surgery on my eyes, so can't do that anymore.
PONITA: You've been through the archives?
ReplyDeleteYou can't GET enough, can you?
Me sucking on your big toe will make you pray.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: !
ReplyDeleteI could take both of those guys with my arms tied behind my back!
ReplyDeletewait..WAIT..I meant..
DONN: *takes front row centre seat*
ReplyDelete*takes seat next to MJ*
ReplyDeletePass the popcorn... this should be quite entertaining!
;)