I am going to 'rap' with the perp in the vernacular of 'da schtreet'.
You can translate with BabelFish if it doesn't register...
"Boy you look like sum punk ass bitch who tore da muthaf*ckin label off o heyaz muthaf*ckin mattress.
Whatchoo lookin at bitch?
You want sum o this cracker? sheeyat, step up n get sum beeyotch?
I'm gunna bust you up real bad muthaf*cka!"
Cheeky little bugger... apparently he's already 'lawyered up' and was unprepared to divulge the nature of his transgression so I'm guessing.. Colonel Mustard in the Library wirth a Candlestick!
Clearly this man in a poacher who has killed two lions, and has stuffed his feet in their head in an effort to absorb the lions' sexual powerz of attraction.
It looks remarkably like Piggy in that "fat, chinese faced" picture he displayed not so long ago.
ReplyDeleteAs for the crime? Impersonating a druid while breaking and entering the Tardis. I'm not even going to mention the crimes against fashion...
Shutit, IDV.
ReplyDeleteIt's Smunty.
IVD: I remember that.
ReplyDeleteI call it Piggy Moon Face.
PIGGY: Piggy Moon Face.
Was it because he's wearing fur with silk?
ReplyDeleteOr for attempting to stick a postal worker up his ass?
K8: Attempting to stick a postal worker up his ass?
ReplyDeleteThat proves it's Piggy as our Smunty is England's finest postie and Smunty's always up Piggy's arse.
Not me!
ReplyDeleteI wear fluffy tartan slippers.
Not Piggy - too tall, and not fat enough!
SMUNTY: Why do you need slippers when your pyjamas have feet?
ReplyDeletedid PETA arrest him for those slippers. Because they're kinda dumb about things like that.
ReplyDeleteIts Piggy wig for sure , the ginger slippers give it away
ReplyDeleteNo clue who it is
ReplyDeletebut the offence is quite obvious. It's a crime of (and I use the term very loosely) fashion.
SOMEBODY GET IT OUT OF HERE!!
but he looks like such a nice guy.heh heh. maybe knudsen ratted him out for something perverted?
ReplyDeleteI am going to 'rap' with the perp in the vernacular of 'da schtreet'.
ReplyDeleteYou can translate with BabelFish if it doesn't register...
"Boy you look like sum punk ass bitch who tore da muthaf*ckin label off o heyaz muthaf*ckin mattress.
Whatchoo lookin at bitch?
You want sum o this cracker? sheeyat, step up n get sum beeyotch?
I'm gunna bust you up real bad muthaf*cka!"
Cheeky little bugger...
apparently he's already 'lawyered up' and was unprepared to divulge the nature of his transgression so
I'm guessing..
Colonel Mustard in the Library wirth a Candlestick!
BOXER: I hope they put him in the doghouse.
ReplyDeleteBEAST: If that's Piggy, those aren't slippers.
It's the ginger hairs of his toes.
CYBERPOOF: I'm picturing IVD typing furiously in his hoodie and furry slippers.
VOICES: Knudsen will claim that the Diocese of Leeds is to blame.
HE: I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass, bitch!
Clearly this man in a poacher who has killed two lions, and has stuffed his feet in their head in an effort to absorb the lions' sexual powerz of attraction.
ReplyDeleteT-BIRD: A little blue pill would have saved him the bother.
ReplyDeleteMJ now that's a sight!
ReplyDeleteI can see it now, and he's holding his binoculars up perving on Tim
CYBERPOOF: And when he's not perving on Tim, he's Googling him!
ReplyDeleteThat's a man?????????
ReplyDeleteand to top it all off whatever it is in the hood and the decapitated animal heads is SNOTSUCKING. i ask you.
ReplyDeleteRICH: Is that what you said when your date turned out to be a gurlyboy?
ReplyDeleteYou need to learn to read the signals.
That's why I have a Knudsen Award and you don't.
FN: Don't just stand there.
Offer him your sleeve.
The blue pill would have been cheaper, wouldn't it?
ReplyDeleteWell, that and tiger penis tea.