We understand how busy you are stopping Drew Barrymore pushing Crocs like the new Crack on an unsuspecting public, and we know it takes a lot of your time stalking out the PM to take pics of his nips. Stay safe and warm!
Look at the (understandable) side-eye The Very Mistress is giving Drew Barrymore. And that sneer! Unless... that's not a sneer and she's wrinkling her nose at the 'PFFFFT' she released from one of her many orifices?
Figured as much.
ReplyDeleteShe probably took pity over us all fighting over one weiner.
We understand how busy you are stopping Drew Barrymore pushing Crocs like the new Crack on an unsuspecting public, and we know it takes a lot of your time stalking out the PM to take pics of his nips. Stay safe and warm!
ReplyDeleteMistress still has her hands full...
ReplyDeleteWeenie wagging relief is most gratefully received.
ReplyDeleteJust come as you are, darling ...
ReplyDeleteMistress, please come back. We have cake!
ReplyDeleteSuch a tease!
ReplyDeleteSx
I'll know it's her when smoke
ReplyDeletecomes out of the other hole.
Norma dear,
DeleteSmoke rings from yonder,
scented as such,
with a hint of the tawdry,
a most fragrant touch.
You look to inhale,
shameless second-hand,
Only to realize,
she beat you to the band.
The Mistress of plenty,
to gents and the like,
they ply wooden matches,
she's the lucky strike.
As for dear Norma,
smoke signals in tow,
puff your next stoggie,
where the vice squad won't go.
Happy to see I'm still inspiring. Puff, puff.
DeleteHow does it feel to be the 10th Muse Norma?
Delete(Hum, Second Hand Rose to yourself darling).
DeleteLook at the (understandable) side-eye The Very Mistress is giving Drew Barrymore. And that sneer!
ReplyDeleteUnless... that's not a sneer and she's wrinkling her nose at the 'PFFFFT' she released from one of her many orifices?
Drew Barrymore is laid in that position for flatulence relief, you can see it in her face.
ReplyDeleteI always wanted Miss Barrymore to burn to a crisp in Firestarter. Jx
ReplyDeleteI think the Mistress' deep-sleep-treatment / hypnotherapy is successfull.
ReplyDeleteHold on, hold on, hold on! Drew Barrymore is shilling for crocs these days? No wonder The Mistress has been busy!! xox
ReplyDeletePfff... as if I'd care, everybody hangs around Norma's boudoire these days ...
ReplyDeleteI hear one must make a purchase to hang in Norma's boudoir or the police could be summoned.
DeleteThat's right Hayward,
DeleteI am the gift with purchase!