Thursday, November 17, 2016

Yes, We Have No Bananas



Earlier this year, the Chinese government banned erotic "banana-eating" on live-stream Internet.



New regulations mean that live-streaming sites must monitor all their output round-the-clock to ensure nothing untoward is going on, keeping an eye out for any "erotic" banana-eating.

More details here.



No mention was made of where the Chinese officials stand on cake.
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27 comments:

  1. Jon12:57 PM, November 17, 2016

    I shall avoid posting my home "erotic banana eating" videos on YouTube forthwith, for fear of offending a Chinese person. Jx

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    1. Jon12:57 PM, November 17, 2016

      PS first

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    2. Jon12:59 PM, November 17, 2016

      PPS what on earth has that young man done with his front bottom? It looks like something the late, unlamented David Gest might have on his head.

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    3. The Mistress1:00 PM, November 17, 2016

      We request a private screening.

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    4. The Mistress1:01 PM, November 17, 2016

      I chose this young man as it appears he has no banana.

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    5. Ms Scarlet5:09 AM, November 18, 2016

      I was also confused by this 'no banana' appearance.
      Sx

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  2. LẌ2:08 PM, November 17, 2016

    Spoil sports. If the Internet is good for anything, it's porn.

    And cats, obv.

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  3. The Mistress3:54 PM, November 17, 2016

    MAGO: I don’t know what it means in English, let alone in Mandarin but suggestive ice cream-eating won’t get past the censors.

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  4. Damien5:20 PM, November 17, 2016

    No 3 is just a V-I-S-I-O-N!

    **places chaste kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    1. The Mistress5:43 PM, November 17, 2016

      *makes ophthalmologist appointment for Damien*

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    2. Damien5:58 PM, November 17, 2016

      You take such good care of me :)

      **places appreciative kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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    3. The Mistress6:19 PM, November 17, 2016

      DAMIEN: We Canadians are known for our health care.

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    4. The Mistress6:23 PM, November 17, 2016

      p.s. Damien, your blog won't let me leave a comment on your ballet photo. I may try later.

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    5. Damien7:26 PM, November 17, 2016

      Having issues right now Mistress. SigH

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    6. The Mistress8:58 PM, November 17, 2016

      Aren't we all, Damien. Aren't we all.

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  5. Mistress Maddie8:56 PM, November 17, 2016

    You so wouldn't want to see my old home movies then. They didn't call me Banana Split for nothing.

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    1. The Mistress8:59 PM, November 17, 2016

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Garnished liberally with nuts.

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  6. Princess11:46 PM, November 17, 2016

    Just as well Mr Beastie isn't still live streaming his fruit bowl...

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  7. Ms Scarlet5:12 AM, November 18, 2016

    Meanwhile, if a Chinese official stands on my cake I will slap him with a kipper. Or maybe a banana.
    SX

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    1. The Mistress5:56 AM, November 18, 2016

      MISS SCARLET: I suggest you remain firmly seated on your cake to avoid confiscation.

      If you slap someone with a kipper, would you call that a Kipper Surprise?

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    2. Ms Scarlet6:08 AM, November 18, 2016

      Yes! I will add mayonnaise for extra surprise.
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress6:10 AM, November 18, 2016

      The special sauce.

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  8. normadesmond9:15 AM, November 18, 2016

    i've got a banana bread in the freezer!

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