Simply wind it up and watch these Bavarian trousers hop all over.
It's one of my favourite things, ever. But the fun doesn't end there. Oh no, it does not.
The next step in hopping lederhosen research & development was the Remote Controlled, Hopping, Yodelling Lederhosen...
With a remote control shaped like a knackwurst, this product will knock you out.
Demonstration here...
Your head will explode when you see what they came up with next...
A Yodelling Pickle...
Yes! A pickle that yodels at the press of a button.
You've never had so much fun with six and a half inches of plastic!
Demo here...
With Christmas coming, you may want to add a Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament to your wish list. It's equipped with a motion detector that unleashes a yodel...
All these products and oh, SO MUCH MORE are available at The Mistress's favourite store: Archie McPhee in Seattle.
You need to get out more.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: But think of the fun I’d miss.
DeleteI know several people who are gonna get the yodelling pickle for Xmas.
ReplyDelete***places pickle flavoured kisses on Mistress feet as is proper***
PS When is Mr Nude Infomaniac happening? Or has that pageant been laid to bed.
DAMIEN: I think two Mr. Nude Infomaniacs (you and AyeM8y) are all we can handle.
DeleteFor better or wurst, a dilly of a post! I relish every word!
ReplyDeletehahaha! Yodeleddyoo.Ooh, you're quick!
DeleteLX is in fine form.
Deletemy pickle's been yodeling for years.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Your pickle’s been yodeling but not down a canyon.
DeleteYes. From some cosmic, trans-lunar point of view it may make sense.
ReplyDeleteThis is what they do in Garmisch. It is possible that they have different styles in Switzerland and Austria.
DeleteMAGO: That is one powerful set of lungs.
DeleteAre these pickles kosher? I don't want my Hanukkah bush friends to miss out on the festive holiday decorations.
ReplyDeleteThe Mistress is ALWAYS thoughtful of her guests. And one particular kosher slaveboy in particular ;-)
DeleteEROS & DAMIEN: Speaking of Jewish holidays, it seems The Mistress completely let Yom Kippur slide by this year.
DeleteI hope it’s not too late to say “G’mar Tov.”
Mary Schneider would approve... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: I think I would get along with your sister.
DeleteI've been trying to comment for ages, but I'm lost for words, so I'll just laugh at LẌ's comment (and nod my gead sagely at Mago's).
ReplyDelete"gead"? The pickle has clearly gone to my gead!
DeleteToo many shags, dear!
DeleteDINAHMOW: Clearly you know Mr. DeVice very well.
DeleteAll these fine gifts and no wind up chattering crocs?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Don’t wind me up.
DeleteIt will make a fine feature in the lady garden....
ReplyDeleteSx