Botox in your scrotum = Scrotox.
Men looking to make their testicles appear larger as well as decrease sweating and wrinkling in the area are shelling out between $1,500 and $3,000 for botulism toxin injections done directly into the skin of the scrotum. As with all Botox, effects last for three to six months.
Now available at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.
Is there a co-pay at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic for this procedure? I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeletePlease tell your "friend" to consult his ObamaCare Guide.
DeleteReminds me of this. Jx
ReplyDeleteWhich a hoax, apparently. Jx
DeleteWhile it's tempting to believe that story of a Canadian gold-plating his balls, it just goes to show that all that glisters is not gold.
DeleteAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
ReplyDelete**attempts to place chaste kisses on Mistress feet whilst blinded**
DAMIEN: With this news of a scrotal injection, I thought you'd be covering your balls instead of your eyes.
DeleteWell I am blinded now Mistress!
DeleteOy the humanity!
I don't know. Mine are smooth as silk but of course.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Like buttah.
DeleteThey don't call my balls buttahballs for nothing tootes
DeleteI don't think any men I know would be..um...up for this.
ReplyDeleteDINAHMOW: Especially at THAT price!
DeleteFor a mere $2.99 they could buy talcum powder for their sweaty balls.
Schwetty Balls?
DeleteLX: No one can resist them!
Deletewhat, have my bits become expressionless?
ReplyDeletenevah.
No poker face for you, Norma.
DeleteInjections into my balls? No thank you.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: And here we thought you were up for anything.
DeleteYou know, that particular region of a man's body should be declared a "No sharp objects zone". There's a lot of fragile & delicate, precious cargo in that area.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Should it be marked “heavy load?”
DeleteNever ever will some smirking backyard feldsher with a rusty needle full of a neurotoxin come close to my balls ! "Pampelmouse" would have better chances ...
ReplyDeleteare you saying your balls
Deleteare the size of grapefruits?
I believe Mago may be referring to Le Pamplemousse.
DeleteAlthough for all we know, Mago may have balls the size of subtropical citrus fruit.