The plastic water bottle I use to spray plants, cracks and there is water all over the kitchen floor where I am trying to bake.
A jar breaks. Clean up ensues.
I almost, but thankfully, not quite, put a broom handle through a painting created by a relative which would be worth $500 had he chosen to sell it instead.
An attack squirrel is climbing my screen door. Who knew the smell of brownies could make a squirrel insane?
Keep in mind it is just only going on 10:30 a.m. The day is still young.
I too was pondering where this cake had been. Worrisome. Sorry to hear about your morning but, pray tell, why are you trying to bake on the kitchen floor? Surely a recipe for an attack of the squirrels... Sx
It's for the best. Mis-matched furniture, unclean rooms, badly set-up videos, ladies with no clothes on, fat old men with no clothes on... Actually, it's just like a live action Infomaniac Filthy Friday!
I love that "What the fuck is that smell" look on your face.
ReplyDeleteThat is my special Groove is in the Heart sponge cake. Made with real sponge.
PEENEE: Now with added campylobacter.
DeleteMs Scarlet got away lightly, I see? Only cake-sniffing...?
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: Cake sniffing is so passé.
DeleteOh dear. I'm behind the times yet again.
DeleteCake sniffing... so 2010.
DeleteI'm worried where that cake has been...
ReplyDeleteLX: Oh, I think we all know.
DeleteJust clicked on the link and the Cake Farter site has vanished!
DeleteIt's the end of an era, I tell you.
Oh, dear. How are we going to initiate newbies now?
DeleteLX: Suggestions welcome.
DeleteCake Farter has vanished in a puff of brown icing sugar!
DeleteUPDATE: Cake farts can still be viewed HERE!
DeleteNote that there are also pudding farts, meatloaf farts, etc., if you tire of farting into a cake.
DeleteEw! Cake/pudding/loaf-farting seems to be the least unsavoury action that website is extolling the virtues (or lack thereof) of.
DeleteOh golly, I shouldn't have looked at the sidebar.
DeleteIf you're shocked, just imagine how we feel!
DeleteGood point, Mr. DeVice.
DeleteWhatever's in that cake, it's made her hair curl. Badly. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: She can do double time over at The Hair Hall of Fame.
DeleteMinnie's chocolate Pie?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: We’ll be serving that at our next Infomaniac book club meeting.
DeleteMy day so far:
ReplyDeleteThe plastic water bottle I use to spray plants, cracks and there is water all over the kitchen floor where I am trying to bake.
A jar breaks. Clean up ensues.
I almost, but thankfully, not quite, put a broom handle through a painting created by a relative which would be worth $500 had he chosen to sell it instead.
An attack squirrel is climbing my screen door. Who knew the smell of brownies could make a squirrel insane?
Keep in mind it is just only going on 10:30 a.m. The day is still young.
An attack squirrel? God gods! Sounds worse than Beaky!
DeleteMr. DeVice: The attack squirrel has also learned how to ring the doorbell.
DeleteI am not making that up.
Does he/she expect you to open it and invite him/hir in for snacks?
DeleteHe knows where I keep the peanuts.
DeleteI too was pondering where this cake had been. Worrisome.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your morning but, pray tell, why are you trying to bake on the kitchen floor? Surely a recipe for an attack of the squirrels...
Sx
MISS SCARLET: Ha! Obviously, I am stressed by the days events.
DeleteGrammar is always the first thing to go.
And note my omission of an apostrophe in "day's events."
DeleteI either need a cocktail, a cuppa, or a lie down.
Indulge!!! And I shall join you.
DeleteSx
Is there room on the fainting chasie for me, too? I stupidly clicked on that new cakefarts link...
DeleteSee?! I'm so upset that I couldn't spell chaise!
DeleteI didn't click.... too scared!!
DeleteSx
It's for the best. Mis-matched furniture, unclean rooms, badly set-up videos, ladies with no clothes on, fat old men with no clothes on...
DeleteActually, it's just like a live action Infomaniac Filthy Friday!
Perhaps you meant to say "fainting chassis." I'm having one of those installed on The MistressMobile.
DeleteOoh! Now there's an idea...
Delete::starts measuring up Car::
That squirrel is just asking to be turned into squirrel pot pie!
ReplyDeleteEROS: Perish the thought!
Deleteis that squirrel curd in that cake!?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: Squirrel curd or squirrel turd?
DeleteEither way, it can’t be good.