Wonder what the picture on this table shows ? The electric fire is quietly shivering in the corner.
Oh manners ...Yay, first !(This gives a nice old-school-touch, doesn't it ?)
My advice is to touch nothing, Mr Mags.Sx
I have to make a confession MsScarlet. I (nearly) always carry some of these nice one-use-only plastic gloves with me. White.
Mine are blue, and make a satisfying snappy sound when I take them off.Sx
I hope he's not sitting on a book that's been left on the chair.Sx
GAH !
You KNOW how I feel about the leakage of bodily fluids on this blog.Please visit the Wet Wipes Station located in the foyer.
This puts the ball squarely back into Miss Scarlet's court, so to speak.
LX, As you've been feeling under the weather, I insist you take this chair.Bonus...it's been pre-warmed.
It's a Naired bear in an armchair!
EROS: A bare Naired bear! Say it three times, fast.
Is he sliding out? Who's going to catch him? Hint: not me.
PEENEE: It’s still slippery from the last Crisco party.
I was told this guy gets confused at the doctors office also. When the doctor says open wide.......
MISTRESS MADDIE: I imagine he’s welcome as a patient for those dodgy dentists we mentioned in a previous post.
Not sure which would fart loudest - the chair or its occupant. Anyway, I think I'll go outside to light my fag. Jx
JON: I should have turned this into an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
i think that chair may have caused a "cold snap"
PRINNY: That chair will cause someone to snap if I don’t post something new soon.
what did the furniture salesman say?you can never go wrong with vinyl.
NORMA: Wipe and go.
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Wonder what the picture on this table shows ? The electric fire is quietly shivering in the corner.
ReplyDeleteOh manners ...
DeleteYay, first !
(This gives a nice old-school-touch, doesn't it ?)
My advice is to touch nothing, Mr Mags.
DeleteSx
I have to make a confession MsScarlet. I (nearly) always carry some of these nice one-use-only plastic gloves with me. White.
DeleteMine are blue, and make a satisfying snappy sound when I take them off.
DeleteSx
I hope he's not sitting on a book that's been left on the chair.
ReplyDeleteSx
GAH !
DeleteYou KNOW how I feel about the leakage of bodily fluids on this blog.
ReplyDeletePlease visit the Wet Wipes Station located in the foyer.
This puts the ball squarely back into Miss Scarlet's court, so to speak.
ReplyDeleteLX, As you've been feeling under the weather, I insist you take this chair.
ReplyDeleteBonus...it's been pre-warmed.
It's a Naired bear in an armchair!
ReplyDeleteEROS: A bare Naired bear! Say it three times, fast.
DeleteIs he sliding out? Who's going to catch him? Hint: not me.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: It’s still slippery from the last Crisco party.
DeleteI was told this guy gets confused at the doctors office also. When the doctor says open wide.......
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: I imagine he’s welcome as a patient for those dodgy dentists we mentioned in a previous post.
DeleteNot sure which would fart loudest - the chair or its occupant. Anyway, I think I'll go outside to light my fag. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: I should have turned this into an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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ReplyDeletei think that chair may have caused a "cold snap"
PRINNY: That chair will cause someone to snap if I don’t post something new soon.
Deletewhat did the furniture salesman say?
ReplyDeleteyou can never go wrong with vinyl.
NORMA: Wipe and go.
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