Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Maple Match

Are you an American dreaming of moving to Canada if Trump becomes President? If so, Maple Match is at your service.


(Not an actual applicant to Maple Match)

This new matchmaking service “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency”.

Details here.

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12 comments:

  1. mrpeenee10:18 PM, May 10, 2016

    So what does your profile on Maple Match look like? Do you mention control issues and the brief period your were a man? Those things could be real selling points, you know.

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  2. Anonymous11:00 PM, May 10, 2016

    If you say it this way Mr Peenee, you make "control issues" sound bad ...

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  3. eroswings1:24 AM, May 11, 2016

    Trump/Drumpf or not, I'd consider moving to Canada for the soul mate who can provide me a daily offering of the perfect Canadian trifecta of maple syrup, Canadian bacon, & poutine. Beaver tails will be a bonus! I offer my laundry skills, weeding skills, & basic cooking & cleaning skills in return. Am willing to hunt down & eat some moose, seals, & Canada geese. No cilantro please. Will try living in an igloo so as there is a toilet with running water & heat.

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    1. Jon DeepBlue1:15 PM, May 14, 2016

      Running water... in an igloo... really?

      Pffffffffff!

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice6:18 AM, May 11, 2016

    I wouldn't have though Canada is far away enough?

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  5. Jon10:57 AM, May 11, 2016

    Just try to avoid the hot spots. Jx

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    1. Jon DeepBlue1:17 PM, May 14, 2016

      Looks like Québec IS the place of choice.

      HA!

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  6. normadesmond1:30 PM, May 11, 2016

    whoa baby, who gives a fuck about
    this trump thing, i'm on my way.

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  7. Mistress Maddie10:52 PM, May 11, 2016

    Well, I already asked Jon if I could bunk with them if Trump wins, but if that fails, get the spare room ready tootes!

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  8. Burt Weston6:04 AM, May 12, 2016

    My duchess lifestyle may, in fact, be better suited in Quebec. (think shades of Wallis Simpson...)

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  9. The Mistress10:32 AM, May 15, 2016

    Won’t you Bitches all join me in slapping THIS on MR. PEENEE’S forehead?

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