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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Note: A wind chill warning has been issued for my neck of the woods. The temperature as I speak is -26°Celsius but with the wind chill factor it feels like -37°C (-34.6 degrees Fahrenheit)! Frostbite on exposed skin may occur in less than 10 minutes. At these temperatures, we do not encourage you to pee your name in the snow, as is the Canadian custom.
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ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to pee outside up there today just to end up with a cocksicle.
Snow? What's that?
ReplyDeleteWell for Goodness Sake darling... Pull your knickers up and get back inside by the fire... you do have indoor fireplaces in Canadia don't you?
ReplyDeletePlease stay rugged up...and warm.... It doesn't even need to match the drapes in this weather....
Yep, keep inside... meanwhile, I will play with a rubber duck in some very large puddles.
ReplyDeleteSx
So it's okay to stay in and get pissed, yes ?
ReplyDeletesweet mary sunshine, sugar, but i can't even IMAGINE that kind of cold!!! stay warm and stay inside! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDelete*Brrrrrr's theatrically* That a bit chilly, get something hot inside you. Have you ever tossed a cup of hot water in the air to make instant snow?
ReplyDeleteAaah, come on! It's not so bad. We Canadian are made strong.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday... er... that's not it... oh yeah... I remember now:
Api nouille ire, ma chérie!
:)
I expect we will have another year without a Maple Leafs Stanley Cup!
DeleteAttention, Bitches: Wally's cocksicle is dripping.
ReplyDeleteHas it gotten too hot?
DeleteSx
if it got licked more it wouldn't drip so much...
DeleteI don't need much encouragement to stay indoors and get pissed, with or without a dripping cocksicle for entertainment.
ReplyDeleteEek, it gave my full name. I will now have a risqué comment right there on t'internets, and me a pillar of society. Oh well...
ReplyDeleteZ: Log back in with Blogger and delete the offending comment. Just saying.
DeleteThanks, LX - but hey, what's the worst that can happen? It's not as if I'm employed or anything!
DeleteLucky snow and cold. He's delicious looking!
ReplyDeleteIn agreement with Cool Cookie, I would welcome him to come in and use my indoor toilet. That thing that he holding looks too nice to just turn into a cocksicle.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall him being in the Lumberjack song...
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ feels you Bitches are enjoying Pee Man too much and must root around for one of her saggy-balled old men to replace him.
ReplyDeleteA musical interlude is called for, methinks! Jx
ReplyDeleteforeskin must really crisp up in temps like that.
ReplyDeleteWill the maple syrup supply be safe? The world needs to know!
ReplyDeleteStay safe and warm!
Snow? What is this "snow" of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteDown here we just drink from the river...which is good and brown.
And of course, with the bitter cold, you never know where your tongue might stick.
ReplyDeleteGood to see it has warmed up some.
Welcome to Infomaniac, Thomass Hawkke!
DeleteSome beautiful shots on your blog.
Thank you.
DeleteI found your blog in Princess' list, and have since enjoyed your wit and warm irreverence.
@ Tomass Hawkke: It is a tradition at Infomaniac that newbies as Mistress MJ for cake.
DeleteThank you for the tip.
DeleteGiven the subject of the post, that would be with lots of icing?