Oh great, now I won't know who's fingers belong to who's hand and so forth.....Happy 100th Birthday Kapitano!!!! Now where is that damn brandin iron.......?
Thanks everyone. I'm not sure whether there will be cake, but my parents have promised me hagggis. That hagggis with three Gees, because it's Genuinely from scotland.
I've just finished celebrating being 100 in gay years with an extra long wank. And now my knees are killing me.
That carpet is actually slightly cleaner than the one I've just cum on. Let me know when I'm approaching TMI.
As for the mattress...you know you're getting old when matresses look more tempting without a load of naked men humping on them.
Still, I'm hoping that the day after today, seeing as it won't be my birthday, I won't feel quite so...forty, somehow.
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ReplyDelete....NATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
..good lord people, VACCUUM.
ReplyDeleteHow could you pay attention to what you were doing with the carpet in that condition?? I ASK YOU!!!
Yay Happy Birthday Kapitano!
ReplyDelete*Pops out of cake, disrobes, joins naked pile*
Oh great, now I won't know who's fingers belong to who's hand and so forth.....Happy 100th Birthday Kapitano!!!! Now where is that damn brandin iron.......?
ReplyDeletei love a party, because there is usually cake. this year it is all about the cake. trust me on this.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, kapitano, sugar! i sort of remember being 40. *sigh* xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Kapitano! Hope you're having a great one!
ReplyDeleteIt's not so bad, honest it's not.
Unlike the state of the carpet, that I hadn't noticed until Ms Nations pointed it out, now I can't stop looking....Ugh....not to mention the mattress.
Thanks everyone. I'm not sure whether there will be cake, but my parents have promised me hagggis. That hagggis with three Gees, because it's Genuinely from scotland.
ReplyDeleteI've just finished celebrating being 100 in gay years with an extra long wank. And now my knees are killing me.
That carpet is actually slightly cleaner than the one I've just cum on. Let me know when I'm approaching TMI.
As for the mattress...you know you're getting old when matresses look more tempting without a load of naked men humping on them.
Still, I'm hoping that the day after today, seeing as it won't be my birthday, I won't feel quite so...forty, somehow.
Happy Birthday Kapitano.
ReplyDelete"I've just finished celebrating being 100 in gay years with an extra long wank"
Congratulations... does this mean that the little premature ejaculation problem is now well in hand?
@Princess: More like two hands.
ReplyDeleteI think for Kapitano's 40th birthday I'll let him spank ME...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Turning 40 is FABULOUS - I know, I've done it 10 times! One of these times I'll get it right!!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Kapitano - forty is not bad.
ReplyDeleteHappy 40th Kapitano!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Hagggis! =)
We want to see Kapitano wearing his kilt! He should then dance on every table of the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge.
ReplyDeleteThis year I'll be turning 102.222222222222 yo.
my invitation must've gotten lost in the mail.
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ReplyDelete@Michael Guy: I'll let him spank ME...
ReplyDeleteYou've no idea how long I've waited to hear to hear you say that, you naughty, delicious man!
@Topher: Turning 40 is FABULOUS - I know, I've done it 10 times!
Hmm. It's like trying it for the first time with a man. You can only do it a dozen or so times before they stop believing you.
@63Mago: forty is not bad
I suppose not. It just means I've got two twenty year olds inside me.
@Blazing Scarlet: Enjoy your Hagggis!
I shalll.
@Deep Blue: We want to see Kapitano wearing his kilt! He should then dance on every table of the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge.
Actually the closest I've ever got to a kilt is dating a scottish nationalist.
But there's a reason my table dancing is called The Bouncing Bombs....
@Normadesomond: my invitation must've gotten lost in the mail.
You're so fabulous you don't need an invitation. :-)
Did someone mention cake?
ReplyDeleteKapi, while you’re celebrating 40, Betty White is celebrating 90 today! You still have a long way to go.
To get you in the mood for that spanking from Michael Guy, here’s a photo of his arse. Give it a slap for me while he’s spanking you.
Happy Birthday, you big old whore!
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