At last! I’m revealing myself to the world. See and hear me as I make my debut video post.
You know me as MJ but in my video post I’m using my stage name, Baba Alla.
Warning: My hot body and sexy moves may be too much for some of you. Viewer discretion is advised.
Ready?
Here we go ...
I have just two words for you...
ReplyDelete"You sick"
Make that five...
"You sick, girl, you sick."
I have to agree but it's why we love ya so keep it up.
ReplyDeleteUncanny how close that is to how I imagined you to look.
ReplyDeletePhwooorrrr!
ReplyDeleteIf that dosn't get SID's juices flowing, nothing will!
Yes,that got my juices flowing.
ReplyDeletePity it was vomit and bile.
*vomits again*
Awaiting: You’re just jealous of my beauty.
ReplyDeleteD. Prince: Keep it up? We have no problems with the droop, do we SID?
Vicus: Go on. We're all friends here. You can admit that I’ve been sending you photos.
Piggy: Too right. Maybe my hotness will stop SID’s daydreams of you for a bit.
Minion: Welcome! I’m poetry in motion so you should feel right at home here.
SID: Vomit and bile? That’s not what you said last night!
mj, you are hotter than I ever imagined. Sod you, now I am going to be horny all afternoon.
ReplyDeleteTom: Hands one of these to you. (nsfw)
ReplyDeletemj - you are one sexy grandma. no wonder SID playing hide the bratwurst with you so much.
ReplyDeletewhoo sexy babushka is right!!!
ReplyDeleteShe even has a Vancouver tan (read: pale)
LOL
Pink: SID calls it “Irish bacon,” not bratwurst.
ReplyDeletePamer: How do you manage a tan in Sudbury? Don’t the emissions from those nickel mines block out the sun?
Maidink: My beauty is like staring into the sun, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteMaidink: Exactly. Mr. MJ says he is blinded by my beauty. That's why he has to put a paper bag over my head.
ReplyDeleteThe Nickel and Sulphur Dioxide emmissions only act to give a warm yellowish glow.
ReplyDeleteActually Sudbury is one of the highest ranked cities in Can for sunny days. I've got a fantastic tan.
Pamer: Are your lungs glowing too?
ReplyDeletei'm my own night light
ReplyDeletePamer: Titter.
ReplyDeleteHIDEOUS.
ReplyDeleteBEYOND'
BELIEF.
*wild applause from slightly south of the canadian border*
FN: Just throw money.
ReplyDeleteI see you've lost a little weight, which is great.
ReplyDeleteBut I see you've still got that habit of rubbing suntan lotion where it's not really needed.
And rolling on the sand to pick up that scent of seagull shit will NOT endear you to Mr. MJ, I would have thought.
But you just got back from Vegas, so maybe he's into it for a while, I don't know.
Even the sea kept trying to get away from you.
ReplyDeleteWW: What makes you think I don't need sunscreen there? I removed those bikini bottoms just seconds later.
ReplyDeleteSID: That's the tide, you twat.
my hat is off to a teeth-optional bitch like you, babe - always knew you were a hot one!
ReplyDeletePhlegmfatale: SID loves it when I take my teeth out.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww...I thought that was one place that the sun really DON'T shine, but what do I know.
ReplyDeleteYes, the toothless are rightly respected in the highest circles of society.
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