So it's a collection of different fats that "gets" a "butter" flavour ? Reminds me of what one could read on wine cartons : This wine is a selection of Europe's finest grapes.
The last time I got my hair cut, my barber was reminiscing about going to a dinner party where the hosts ran out of olive oil and went off to their bedroom to retrieve an open can of Crisco.
Throw in some Nutella and that would bring back some fond memories.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: Fond memories? I don’t recall your presence at the Infomaniac Nutella party.
DeleteStick it to me? Here? At Infomaniac?
ReplyDeletePardon me while I find some pearls to clutch.
NORMA: Looking for pearls to clutch?
DeleteHave you checked around your neck?
I looked up what this muck actually is, and find that it's full of trans fats. Who even knew that fat had a gender identity? Jx
ReplyDeleteLGBT actually stands for Lard, Grease, Butter, Trans fat.
DeleteThat explains a lot! Jx
DeleteNatural and artificial at the same time, what's not to love??!
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I can only assume you'll be charging extra for this service, Miss Scarlet.
DeleteOh yes! And even more for the hazelnut version!
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What's wrong with using good old fashioned lard?
ReplyDeleteMITZI: Lard lacks sex appeal.
DeleteSo it's a collection of different fats that "gets" a "butter" flavour ?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of what one could read on wine cartons : This wine is a selection of Europe's finest grapes.
MAGO: Die Verkürzung mit Buttergeschmack.
DeleteThe last time I got my hair cut, my barber was reminiscing about going to a dinner party where the hosts ran out of olive oil and went off to their bedroom to retrieve an open can of Crisco.
ReplyDeletePEENEE: I’m certain your barber attended one of Infomaniac’s famous Crisco parties.
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