Friday, June 18, 2021

Meanwhile, Back at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge



21 comments:

  1. Can I take this damned leotard off, now? The gusset's chafing. Jx

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    1. yes...But keep the hat and cape on please.

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    2. JON: You’re not fooling anyone with that gusset talk.

      We know your leotard is crotchless.

      p.s. What Mistress Maddie said.

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  2. The old grey mares aren't what they used to be...but they can still put the drink away.

    And wear a kitten heel

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ll take a kitten heel over a pair of Crocs, any day.

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    2. Me too tootes. Brace yourself for 2022. I just saw where Balenciaga is coming out with a Cro....Cro.... a Croc Stiletto,croc stiletto.

      The fucking nerve

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: That cannot be unseen.

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  3. A friend of mine was a bunny 50 years ago. And she probably still rocks the outfit.

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    1. DINAHMOW: I read that "taking a [bunny] suit home was punishable by a $500 fine." I wonder if she still has the costume. If so, it's a museum piece!

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  4. Hmm, the servers are older than the bourbon.

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    1. NORMA: Then they’re safe from Errol Flynn who said, “I like my whisky old and my women young.”

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    2. Do let me know when I'm in like Flynn.

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  5. I used to be a security guard at a posh senior retirement home and let me tell you, they have not forgotten how to party! They had a higher risk of acquiring an STD more than breaking a hip!

    To put it mildly, they were a bad influence on me. Hahaha.

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    1. That was a fun read! Thank you!

      A couple of days ago they said they wouldn't reopen the US-Canadian border for another month to non-essential travel. This sucks! My state of Washington has the highest vaccine rate in the US and keeping us from our dear B.C. peeps is cruel and unusual punishment! Because they say we can't go, now we really want to go even more! Maybe we'll go and fucking stay there! I've been tasked to do some legit research on the topic.

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    2. MELANIE: While you’re trying to decide, shall I reserve you a spot in our Old Homosexuals’ Haven? Book now before the rush.

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  6. I will bunny hop the leotard, but will keep on wearing the tail and ears - always a conversation starter.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Word has it that the customers were always pulling the bunny tails on the costumes so beward.

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